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Indecision 2012 - No Really, They Can't Decide
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From my point of view, Newt Gingrich is a real success story. Declared dead in May, after one of the most disastrous starts to any political campaign since Donald Trump's, he was dug up, sewn back together, fitted with Abby Normal's brain, and reanimated as the new frontrunner.

Heck, that's my story.  :)

But I don't think Gingrich is going to stagger around much longer. The only reason he's been reanimated is because Republicans don't have anyone else. Well, anyone else other than Mitt Romney. And almost anyone is more appealing than that!

But Newt Gingrich? Really? That's as bad as Donald Trump. Or Sarah Palin. Or Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, Herman Cain, Ron Paul,...  Yeah, I definitely see the problem here.

Hmm,... maybe Republicans should just nominate Barack Obama. That would solve a lot of problems for them, and when you get right down to it, he's really pretty conservative.

And maybe then we could move forward in this country and actually try to solve some of our problems...