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| Indecision 2012 - President Evil | ||||
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| Indecision 2012 - President Evil 2 | ||||
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Be afraid! Be very afraid! The 2012 election is all that stands between America and Satan's grip, just as the 2008 election was going to give us the disastrous horror of... working to recover from a recession?
But no, this has been Barack Obama's plan all along, to lure us into complacency by being a rational, middle-of-the-road president, almost embarrassingly eager to compromise with his Republican opponents. Don't fall for his trap!
It's just a massive conspiracy. That's why you never hear about Obama being a Muslim Kenyan Communist Nazi - except on Fox News and talk radio, 24 hours a day. It's a trap. Obama is just pretending to be non-satanic. When he's re-elected, that's when the pitchforks come out.
Whew! Scared enough yet? OK, now take your meds and have a good nap. Don't let the scary black man give you nightmares. And remember to vote Republican,... or Satan will get you!
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