Dislike reality? Here's the solution.

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Don't like reality? Just pass a law to make your fantasies real!

Wow, why didn't we ever think of this before? Now, whatever you want to be true will be true - at least, legally.

"If your science gives you a result that you don't like, pass a law saying that the result is illegal. Problem solved."

See? No evil!

(Republican Party training documents)