Kids first?

(Twitter)

Nice license plate, isn't it? That's from Phil Cooke on Twitter. According to this article, though, the image has been "floating around the internet for years," but the Virginia DMV revoked the plate because they thought it had sexual overtones:

On their own, they came to the conclusion that my plate advocated oral sex on children, oral fucking sex on underage fucking children!! I was completely shocked and couldnt form a complete sentence afterwords.

So much for creativity and humor, huh?