Blessed are the fully armed

Crazy, isn't it? Faith-based people really can believe whatever they want to believe.

You wonder why so many different Christians can believe so many different things, when all of them claim to be following the same holy book? It's because, even when they've actually read the book (which most of them haven't), they're still going to believe whatever the hell they want to believe.

No doubt libertarian Jesus Christ is coming back, with his AK-47, to kick some ass. Because that's the kind of god these people want. (It's not that the left-wing 'God' is any more real, of course. But it's not quite this stupid.)