Outsourcing America

I really like Stephen Colbert, but I think he's got the wrong idea here. This campaign ad wasn't a mistake. Jeb 'Don't-Call-Me-Bush' Bush is a Republican. He was just trying to demonstrate to the wealthy (his base) how easy it is to outsource jobs in America.

The lack of an exclamation point is more worrisome, though. Someone might see that and accidentally add "Bush" to "Jeb," which would be disastrous for his candidacy. Then again, maybe not, since so few people seem to remember that he's even running.

Half the support of Donald Trump in his own state? He's toast.

Sorry, I mean he's toast! (Let's not forget those exclamation points!)