Where were you when the world ended?

What were you doing September 23rd, when the world ended? Oh, you didn't notice? Me, neither. Huh! I'm not surprised I wasn't raptured, but I wonder why I didn't even notice the asteroid strike? I'm not usually that absent-minded. :)

This is why a prophet should never be too specific. Of course, it won't make the slightest bit of difference to the faith-based. Failure never does. They'll still believe what they want to believe.

Oh, and did you notice the guy with the blackboard, giggling about the end of the world? Religious nuts just can't wait until the world is destroyed. How many of them would hurry it along, if they could?