Who's the real flip-flopper?

I miss the Republican presidential nomination, I really do. How fun was that? But now, we've just got Mitt Romney. <Yawn>

Now, it's just dumb and depressing. Back then, it was dumb, but hilarious.

If you can't laugh at Republicans, it's like watching America stumble and fall without the banana peel. It's just not very enjoyable when you realize they're serious. I mean, America could really get hurt!