Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The right-wing nutjob quote-o-matic

''This was a war of Obama's choosing. This is not something the United States has actively prosecuted or wanted to engage in.''

—Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele, rewriting history while speaking at a Connecticut fundraiser about the war in Afghanistan, which President Bush launched following the 9/11 terrorist attacks (July 2, 2010)

Oh, this is great! It's the Right-Wing Nutjob Quote-O-Matic - Stupid Quotes Quotes by Right-Wing Nutjobs and Crazy Conservatives. Every time you reload the page - or click the button to "get another quote" - you get a random quote from a right-wing nutjob, like the one above. Or this one:

''If ObamaCare passes, that free insurance card that's in people's pockets is gonna be as worthless as a Confederate dollar after the war between the states -- the Great War of Yankee Aggression.''

—Rep. Paul Broun (R- Ga.), March 18, 2010

Alternately, you can narrow your search by selecting particular loonies, like the Sarah Palin Insane-O-Matic. From there, you can move on to Funny Sarah Palin Pictures, Best Sarah Palin Cartoons, or Best Sarah Palin Jokes.


''Sarah Palin was delivering a speech and she said 'refudiate.' It's not a word -- you have refute and repudiate, and she combined them. A lot of times that will happen and people will confuse combinations of words. I remember a couple years ago John McCain mistakenly combined the words Vice President and Palin.'' —David Letterman

It's not just Sarah Palin who has her own, individual Insane-O-Matic, either. Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Anne Coulter, and Michelle Bachmann are all honored with their own pages.

''Guess what? Faisal Shahzad is a registered Democrat. I wonder if his SUV had an Obama sticker on it.''

—Rush Limbaugh, lying about the failed Times Square car bomber, who is not registered to vote, May 4, 2010

Yeah, this is a real time-waster (as if I really needed another one!), but I need something to make me laugh these days. Maybe you do, too? Enjoy!

''The Nazi comments...they are awful. Knowing that my father died fighting the Nazi regime in Germany, that I lost him when I was 11 because of that...and then to have them call me Hitler's daughter. It hurts. It's ugliness beyond anything I've ever experienced.''

—Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer, on critics comparing Arizona's ''show-me-your-papers'' law to Nazi Germany. Brewer's father, as it turns out, served stateside during World War II as a civilian supervisor for a naval munitions depot in Hawthorne, Nevada, and died of lung disease in 1955 in California. (Arizona Republic interview, May 27, 2010)

Tea Party

Christopher Hitchens

I always enjoy reading or listening to Christopher Hitchens. I don't always agree with him, not at all. But he says what he thinks - and it's always worth my consideration - and his command of the English language, his superb way of expressing himself, fills me with admiration (and, admittedly, some considerable envy).

I missed this a month ago. It's his description of Glenn Beck's rally in Washington, D.C.  Since it's a bit late now, I won't comment on it, except to note that it agrees very much with my earlier post - one of my first posts, in fact - on hysteria and demographics.

But I do wish I could turn a phrase like Hitchens: "...the overall effect was large, vague, moist, and undirected: the Waterworld of white self-pity."

OK, I guess I can't let it go at that, so let me point out one particular paragraph:

In a rather curious and confused way, some white people are starting almost to think like a minority, even like a persecuted one. What does it take to believe that Christianity is an endangered religion in America or that the name of Jesus is insufficiently spoken or appreciated? Who wakes up believing that there is no appreciation for our veterans and our armed forces and that without a noisy speech from Sarah Palin, their sacrifice would be scorned? It's not unfair to say that such grievances are purely and simply imaginary, which in turn leads one to ask what the real ones can be. The clue, surely, is furnished by the remainder of the speeches, which deny racial feeling so monotonously and vehemently as to draw attention.

Yes, exactly! The whole thing is well worth reading (and short), even if it's a month old. Well, it's still very relevant, since the Tea Party hasn't gone away (more's the pity).

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

30 seconds of truth from Sarah Silverman

Unshelved

The Fox candidates

(graphic borrowed from here; no idea who first created it)

Here's a thought-provoking article at Politico. With the exception of Mitt Romney, every major potential Republican candidate for president who's not already in an elected office works for Fox "News." Yes, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, and Mike Huckabee are all pulling down fat paychecks from Fox.

The article goes on to wonder how a "news organization" can cover a White House election when they employ all the candidates. Of course, Fox isn't really a news organization. It's simply the propaganda arm of the Republican Party. After all, their parent organization just gave $1 million to the Republicans, and another $1 million to the U.S. Chamber of Commerce to lobby for Republicans. Would a "news organization" do that?

But it results in some weird things:
The matter is of no small consequence, since it’s uncertain how other news organizations can cover the early stages of the presidential race when some of the main GOP contenders are contractually forbidden to appear on any TV network besides Fox.

C-SPAN Political Editor Steve Scully said that when C-SPAN tried to have Palin on for an interview, he was told he had to first get Fox’s permission — which the network, citing her contract, ultimately denied. Producers at NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN and MSNBC all report similar experiences.

At issue are basic matters of political and journalistic fairness and propriety. With Fox effectively becoming the flagship network of the right and, more specifically, the tea party movement, the four Republicans it employs enjoy an unparalleled platform from which to speak directly to primary voters who will determine the party’s next nominee. 

Yeah, Mitt Romney doesn't need the money, but I'll bet he's desperate to get hired by Fox, don't you think? As it is, Republican candidates for U.S. Senate like Sharron Angle and Christine O'Donnell - those with the looniest views, in other words (although that could describe the entire GOP these days) - are staying well away from news stations,... all except for Fox, where they know they'll be handled with kid gloves.

Though pretending to be a news organization, Fox actually has an agenda to push - and no qualms at all in pushing it all the way to the White House. Will they control the next Republican president? Well, of course. Whether Fox employs a politician or not, no Republican officeholder dares to upset them. Heck, that would be even worse than criticizing Rush Limbaugh.

I really don't think it's an exaggeration to say that Fox "News" is destroying our country - or at least destroying our democracy. They're not the only organization working hard on that, but they might be the most effective. And now, quite likely, they're going to own the next Republican presidential candidate. Are we going to see a real-life Manchurian candidate?

A hug too far


You never know what's going to get the right-wing loonies upset. Well, OK, anything about Barack Obama or the Democrats will set them off, I guess. But sometimes, it's so bizarre that I have to wonder if these people are just putting us on.

Is this whole Tea Party thing just a parody? Is the Republican Party just a big inside joke? Is Larry Kudlow merely poking fun at himself? Or is he really upset about a hug?

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel is leaving the White House, and at the departure ceremony, he and Barack Obama exchanged a hug. Kudlow is aghast. OMG, it's a sign of weakness! Manly men would just shake hands, you know.

Remember, this is on global television. And it has to do with the very top of the United States government. Our friends and enemies were all watching.

I think the hug lacked dignity. It did not send a message of American power and forcefulness. So I fret about the reaction around the world to this kind of fraternity-like emotionalism in full public view.

Why not just a dignified, stand-up, serious handshake? That’s what Reagan would have done.

Heh, heh. This is a joke, right? I mean, come on, no one could be this idiotic, could they? As the loonies get weirder and weirder, it gets harder to tell who's serious and who's just trying to be another Stephen Colbert. In situations like this, I can't help but think it's all just a big put-on. Kudlow can't be serious, surely.

I can just see Osama bin Laden sitting in his cave, watching cable TV, then jumping up in joy. "They hugged! They hugged! We've got the Great Satan now! Thank Allah they didn't shake hands, or we'd be doomed."

I suppose, to make up for this, we'll have to invade Grenada or something. Hmm,... what would the Gipper do? Send bin Laden illegal weapons? Something manly like that, no doubt.

Kudlow is a Catholic who's been married three times (but I'm sure they only shook hands). As far as I can tell, he's never been right about anything:
On June 26, 2002, in a commentary by Kudlow in NRO titled "Taking Back the Market — By Force", Kudlow called for the US to attack Iraq because "a lack of decisive follow-through in the global war on terrorism is the single biggest problem facing the stock market and the nation today." Kudlow was one of 250 economic experts to sign an open letter dated February 12, 2003 endorsing George W. Bush's policies on economic growth and jobs.[11]

Kudlow firmly denied that U.S. would enter a recession (in 2007) or that the U.S. was in recession (in early and mid 2008). In December, 2007 he wrote: "The recession debate is over. It's not gonna happen. Time to move on. At a bare minimum, we are looking at Goldilocks 2.0. (And that's a minimum). The Bush boom is alive and well. It's finishing up its sixth splendid year with many more years to come".[12] In May, 2008 he wrote:"President George W. Bush may turn out to be the top economic forecaster in the country" in his "R" is for "Right".[13]

Somehow, being that wrong - all the time - doesn't seem to make the slightest difference to the career of a political pundit and television personality. Maybe the idea is that he's bound to be right some time, just through the law of averages.

No, if I had to guess, I'd say the guy is working on a comedy routine here. Yeah, he still has a ways to go, don't you think? This is weird funny, rather than ha-ha funny.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Texas State Board of Education

Cowardice


Apparently, we Americans are becoming hopeless cowards. I can't explain why, since I don't understand it myself. But the evidence seems to be overwhelming, don't you think?

Of course, the obvious example is when a handful of religious fanatics made us collectively pee our pants on 9/11. Yes, it was a great tragedy, especially for the people involved and their families. And there was plenty of heroism shown that day, especially by the New York firefighters and police who risked - and lost - their lives trying to save others.

But for the rest of us, we had a better chance of being struck by lightning than of dying in a terrorist attack. Nevertheless, in our panic, we were willing to let a demagogue do anything, anything at all, as long as he promised us safety. We abandoned habeas corpus. We gave the government sweeping new powers to spy on its own citizens. Heck, we even approved of torturing prisoners of war. America! I would never have believed it. We went through World War II, when we really were in grave danger, without government-sponsored torture. That was left to our enemies. This was America. We wouldn't stoop so low.

But in this century, we were also eager to let George W. Bush invade an innocent (though oil-rich) country. Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11, and we knew it. In fact, Saddam Hussein, as a secular leader, was the sworn enemy of al-Qaeda. And Iraq was no threat to us at all. The UN was still searching for those non-existent WMDs. (Remember that we don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud scare tactic? Those kinds of tactics work on cowards.) Even if there had been WMDs, we could have let the UN smoke them out. That would have been rational. But we were too scared to be rational, I guess.

Of course, all that was just an excuse used by right-wing ideologues to get what they wanted in the first place. And we Americans were such cowards that we went along with it. Did it matter that we were invading an innocent country? Of course not. This way, we'd fight them over there, so we didn't have to fight them here. In other words, we'd send our young men and women to die in an unnecessary war, just because that would supposedly keep us cowards at home safe in our beds. (Since there was no draft, we didn't have to worry about fighting, ourselves.) As long as we were promised safety - whether or not that promise made any sense is another story - we were quite willing to let our young soldiers die for no reason, not to mention hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqis.

But there is more to being cowards than this, much more. I won't claim that all believers are cowards, but there has to be a reason why the United States is far and away the most religious developed nation, despite a complete lack of evidence backing up those beliefs. For the most part, true, we simply believe what we've been taught since infancy, the exact same reason most Iranians are Muslim and most Indians Hindu. But most Europeans have shaken off that early conditioning. So why can't we?

And when I talk to believers here, since they can't justify their beliefs any other way, they almost inevitably fall back to "I don't want to live in a world like that" (i.e. the real world, a world without a god magically promising them eternal life). Well, no one wants to die. It's scary to think that I'll just cease to exist - and far too soon. It's a shame how brief our lives really are, and it's hard to imagine the universe, which got along fine for billions of years without us, continuing for billions of years after we're long gone and forgotten. But isn't it cowardice to refuse to face reality? Citizens of other developed nations do face that, by and large. Are they simply braver than us?

But as I say, I won't accuse all believers of cowardice. The fact is, we tend to believe what our parents told us, especially when that's what we really, really want to believe. Few people have the independence of thought - and the courage - to overcome that. But let's look at other beliefs, other ways in which we Americans frequently refuse to acknowledge reality.

Isn't it cowardice to refuse to accept the scientific consensus, when it comes to a scientific issue like evolution or global warming? It's not that you know more than the scientists who specialize in those fields, of course you don't. And neither do politicians or political pundits. When you dismiss the scientific consensus, you're just picking what you want to believe. Yeah, if you don't "believe" in global warming, then you don't have to do anything about it. Everything will magically turn out for the best, as long as you can keep your head stuck in the sand.


The fact is, whenever you refuse to accept the clear scientific consensus, a consensus backed by the evidence from peer-reviewed, independently-confirmed research, in order to just believe what you want to believe, that's cowardice. Refusing to face the facts, just because you don't like them, is cowardice. Close your eyes and stick your fingers in your ears if you want, but know that it is cowardly.

There's more, much more. The hysteria we've seen since the election of our first black president is clearly cowardice. White Americans have finally been hit between the eyes with the fact that America is becoming browner. We're becoming more diverse. Minorities are becoming more numerous and more visible, especially Hispanics (leading to complete hysteria about immigration), but other minorities, too. The current hysteria about Muslim Americans is another example.

This is America. We are a diverse nation. We may have started as English, mostly, but we've taken successive waves of immigrants in the past and turned them into... us. When my Irish Catholic ancestors began migrating to America in large numbers, there were riots (and maybe others of my ancestors took part in them). I don't know if my German ancestors also created such a ruckus, when they began filling up the plains states, but we Americans absorbed them, too.

So how can we be so cowardly as to fear this happening again? African Americans are Americans - and have been for a very long time (though racism has long tended to keep them apart). Barack Obama is not an African, whatever Tea Party signs say. He's an American. Hispanic Americans are also Americans. And so are Muslim Americans. But now that white Americans - and particularly white men - feel that they're no longer automatically on top, lording it over the "lesser races" by the luck of birth, we get this Tea Party lunacy. That's cowardice, it really is. I'm confident enough in America not to fear the integration of new Americans, and I'm brave enough to accept the competition. But are brave Americans the newest minority?

I hear right-wingers chanting over and over again that America is the greatest nation on Earth, as if simply repeating those words will magically make it so - and more importantly, keep it so. But at the same time, they stubbornly refuse to accept the challenges of the 21st Century. China has been investing in education and infrastructure, growing their economy like crazy and planning for the future. But we Americans seem to have given up on competing.

We've let our educational system fall behind. We've let our infrastructure decay. We certainly haven't invested in 21st Century technology. All we'll spend money on is our military, while the rest of us hide under the bed (or in the closet). Instead of accepting the competition and working to better ourselves, we just pray for Jesus to return. Yeah, we'll all laugh then, won't we, when we're raptured up into the sky? We'll get the last laugh for sure,... in our fantasies. But who's going to be leading the real world then? Not cowards, I assure you.

It's cowardly to just give up on competing in the world. Yes, China is a huge nation and it's beating our pants off right now. How can we compete? Well, remember when Japan was the unstoppable economic juggernaut in the 1980's? Oh, what will we do? We just can't compete. Except that we could, and we did. Who really worries about Japanese competition (in general) these days? No one can reliably predict the future, because the future isn't fixed. It's always up to us. But if we give up, like a bunch of cowards, then there's no way we'll succeed. Carrying a rabbit's foot and chanting the magic mantra "we're the greatest country on Earth" won't change that.

Cowardice isn't always about being afraid to die. Often, it's about being afraid to live. And it's certainly about being afraid to face reality, especially when things don't seem to be going your way. Are Democrats cowards? I keep hearing of the "enthusiasm gap." Those Tea Party lunatics aren't really a majority in America - far from it, in fact. But the right-wing plans to vote. Democrats are discouraged, depressed, apathetic, lazy. Democrats are, in fact, cowards. (Yes, it's cowardice when you can't get out of bed, or off the couch, to do what needs to be done.) If we won't continue to fight, no matter how discouraged we get, no matter how bleak the situation seems to be, that makes us cowards.

Of course politicians are cowards. That almost goes without saying. Republican cowards jump on the Tea Party bandwagon, no matter what they really believe. Democrats - well, Democratic politicians, at least those in Congress, are notoriously spineless. They went along with everything George W. Bush wanted to do, because they feared his popularity. They supported the Iraq war because they knew that the American people wanted to strike back, even at the wrong target. And now they refuse to stand up and fight, even after the Republicans have driven us into the worst economic collapse since the Great Depression. Well, without spines, maybe they can't stand up.

But I'm not going to blame politicians, because they'll do whatever we citizens demand that they do. Imperfect as it is, America is still a democracy. It's our cowardice that's the problem here. It's our refusal to face the facts, it's our lack of faith in the American way, it's our fear of competition, of our own citizens, of reality.

Surely we didn't use to be this way. Our ancestors made it through some very hard times, some very dangerous times. We survived the Great Depression - and went on to walk on the Moon. We survived World War II, and then made staunch allies of our former enemies, while also working to integrate our own society. Why? Because it was the right thing to do. Could cowards have done that? I think not.

Cowards can't lead the world, certainly not for long. And so I fear for my country and my planet. But will I stop fighting? No. I'm not a coward.

Minecraft: $15,000 per hour?


According to this, Markuss Persson is selling one copy of Minecraft every three seconds. That's about $15,000 per hour - for a downloaded game, still in alpha, developed almost entirely by himself alone. Apparently, he's reached $350,000 in a single day! No doubt that's because of my posts, huh? Heh, heh.

Note that this is nothing like mainstream games, and not just because of the blocky graphics. The game is not difficult, but it doesn't hold your hand, either. If you die, use that as a learning experience. You just respawn at your original starting place, anyway.

And there's no story. You can make your own story as you play the game. Personally, I consider it a Robinson Crusoe sort of situation: shipwrecked in a dangerous land, with nothing but your bare hands and your wits.

Mainstream game developers spend millions on fancy graphics, voice actors, and the rights to some blockbuster movie title, but independent developers tend to have the gameplay. Certainly, they often have unique gameplay, while mainstream developers would never take a chance on a new idea, even if they had one.

Will this kind of money catch their attention? Will we start seeing Minecraft clones? I guess we'll see.

Minecraft is cheap - only €9.95 (about $13.50 in U.S. dollars) right now. If you decide to try it, check out my beginner's guide. OK, there are lots of guides online, but I've embedded a YouTube video there and a few useful links to get you started.

PS. There are all sorts of Minecraft YouTube videos, of course, but I thought I'd embed this one. This isn't typical gameplay, not even close. Instead, this guy is building a working 16-bit computer in the game. Heh, heh. Wild, isn't it? I can't say I understand most of what he says, but I really admire the imagination of people like this.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Tea & Crackers

(cartoon borrowed from here)

Here's a great article about the Tea Party in the Rolling Stone. It's written by Matt Taibbi and starts like this:
It's taken three trips to Kentucky, but I'm finally getting my Tea Party epiphany exactly where you'd expect: at a Sarah Palin rally. The red-hot mama of American exceptionalism has flown in to speak at something called the National Quartet Convention in Louisville, a gospel-music hoedown in a giant convention center filled with thousands of elderly white Southerners. Palin — who earlier this morning held a closed-door fundraiser for Rand Paul, the Tea Party champion running for the U.S. Senate — is railing against a GOP establishment that has just seen Tea Partiers oust entrenched Republican hacks in Delaware and New York. The dingbat revolution, it seems, is nigh.

"We're shaking up the good ol' boys," Palin chortles, to the best applause her aging crowd can muster. She then issues an oft-repeated warning (her speeches are usually a tired succession of half-coherent one-liners dumped on ravenous audiences like chum to sharks) to Republican insiders who underestimated the power of the Tea Party Death Star. "Buck up," she says, "or stay in the truck."

Stay in what truck? I wonder. What the hell does that even mean?

Scanning the thousands of hopped-up faces in the crowd, I am immediately struck by two things. One is that there isn't a single black person here. The other is the truly awesome quantity of medical hardware: Seemingly every third person in the place is sucking oxygen from a tank or propping their giant atrophied glutes on motorized wheelchair-scooters. As Palin launches into her Ronald Reagan impression — "Government's not the solution! Government's the problem!" — the person sitting next to me leans over and explains.

"The scooters are because of Medicare," he whispers helpfully. "They have these commercials down here: 'You won't even have to pay for your scooter! Medicare will pay!' Practically everyone in Kentucky has one."

A hall full of elderly white people in Medicare-paid scooters, railing against government spending and imagining themselves revolutionaries as they cheer on the vice-presidential puppet hand-picked by the GOP establishment. If there exists a better snapshot of everything the Tea Party represents, I can't imagine it.

Funny, huh? And Taibbi immediately hammers the point home:

"Let me get this straight," I say to David. "You've been picking up a check from the government for decades, as a tax assessor, and your wife is on Medicare. How can you complain about the welfare state?"

"Well," he says, "there's a lot of people on welfare who don't deserve it. Too many people are living off the government."

"But," I protest, "you live off the government. And have been your whole life!"

"Yeah," he says, "but I don't make very much." Vast forests have already been sacrificed to the public debate about the Tea Party: what it is, what it means, where it's going. But after lengthy study of the phenomenon, I've concluded that the whole miserable narrative boils down to one stark fact: They're full of shit. All of them. At the voter level, the Tea Party is a movement that purports to be furious about government spending — only the reality is that the vast majority of its members are former Bush supporters who yawned through two terms of record deficits and spent the past two electoral cycles frothing not about spending but about John Kerry's medals and Barack Obama's Sixties associations. The average Tea Partier is sincerely against government spending — with the exception of the money spent on them. In fact, their lack of embarrassment when it comes to collecting government largesse is key to understanding what this movement is all about — and nowhere do we see that dynamic as clearly as here in Kentucky, where Rand Paul is barreling toward the Senate with the aid of conservative icons like Palin.

Early in his campaign, Dr. Paul, the son of the uncompromising libertarian hero Ron Paul, denounced Medicare as "socialized medicine." But this spring, when confronted with the idea of reducing Medicare payments to doctors like himself — half of his patients are on Medicare — he balked. This candidate, a man ostensibly so against government power in all its forms that he wants to gut the Americans With Disabilities Act and abolish the departments of Education and Energy, was unwilling to reduce his own government compensation, for a very logical reason. "Physicians," he said, "should be allowed to make a comfortable living."

Taibbi continues with a brief, but critical, history of the Tea Party movement. Here's an excerpt:

From the outset, the events were organized and financed by the conservative wing of the Republican Party, which was quietly working to co-opt the new movement and deploy it to the GOP's advantage. Taking the lead was former House majority leader Dick Armey, who as chair of a group called FreedomWorks helped coordinate Tea Party rallies across the country. A succession of Republican Party insiders and money guys make up the guts of FreedomWorks: Its key members include billionaire turd Steve Forbes and former Republican National Committee senior economist Matt Kibbe.

Prior to the Tea Party phenomenon, FreedomWorks was basically just an AstroTurfing-lobbying outfit whose earlier work included taking money from Verizon to oppose telecommunications regulation. Now the organization's sights were set much higher: In the wake of a monstrous economic crash caused by grotesque abuses in unregulated areas of the financial-services industry, FreedomWorks — which took money from companies like mortgage lender MetLife — had the opportunity to persuade millions of ordinary Americans to take up arms against, among other things, Wall Street reform.

Joining them in the fight was another group, Americans for Prosperity, which was funded in part by the billionaire David Koch, whose Koch Industries is the second-largest privately held company in America. In addition to dealing in plastics, chemicals and petroleum, Koch has direct interests in commodities trading and financial services. He also has a major stake in pushing for deregulation, as his companies have been fined multiple times by the government, including a 1999 case in which Koch Industries was held to have stolen oil from federal lands, lying about oil purchases some 24,000 times.

Funded by fat cat billionaires and organized by long-time Republican leaders, the Tea Partiers seem to be nothing but a bunch of clueless fanatics. But are they as racist as they seem?

It would be inaccurate to say the Tea Partiers are racists. What they are, in truth, are narcissists. They're completely blind to how offensive the very nature of their rhetoric is to the rest of the country. I'm an ordinary middle-aged guy who pays taxes and lives in the suburbs with his wife and dog — and I'm a radical communist? I don't love my country? I'm a redcoat? Fuck you! These are the kinds of thoughts that go through your head as you listen to Tea Partiers expound at awesome length upon their cultural victimhood, surrounded as they are by America-haters like you and me or, in the case of foreign-born president Barack Obama, people who are literally not Americans in the way they are.

It's not like the Tea Partiers hate black people. It's just that they're shockingly willing to believe the appalling horseshit fantasy about how white people in the age of Obama are some kind of oppressed minority. That may not be racism, but it is incredibly, earth-shatteringly stupid. I hear this theme over and over — as I do on a recent trip to northern Kentucky, where I decide to stick on a Rand Paul button and sit in on a Tea Party event at a local amusement park. Before long, a group of about a half-dozen Tea Partiers begin speculating about how Obamacare will force emergency-room doctors to consult "death panels" that will evaluate your worth as a human being before deciding to treat you.

"Incredibly, earth-shatteringly stupid." Yes, I certainly agree with that. But racist, too, though they may not be smart enough to understand why. Narcissistic, racist, and stupid - that about sums it up, I'd say.

You look into the eyes of these people when you talk to them and they genuinely don't see what the problem is. It's no use explaining that while nobody likes the idea of having to get the government to tell restaurant owners how to act, the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the tool Americans were forced to use to end a monstrous system of apartheid that for 100 years was the shame of the entire Western world. But all that history is not real to Tea Partiers; what's real to them is the implication in your question that they're racists, and to them that is the outrage, and it's an outrage that binds them together. They want desperately to believe in the one-size-fits-all, no-government theology of Rand Paul because it's so easy to understand. At times, their desire to withdraw from the brutally complex global economic system that is an irrevocable fact of our modern life and get back to a simpler world that no longer exists is so intense, it breaks your heart.
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This, then, is the future of the Republican Party: Angry white voters hovering over their cash-stuffed mattresses with their kerosene lanterns, peering through the blinds at the oncoming hordes of suburban soccer moms they've mistaken for death-panel bureaucrats bent on exterminating anyone who isn't an illegal alien or a Kenyan anti-colonialist.

The world is changing all around the Tea Party. The country is becoming more black and more Hispanic by the day. The economy is becoming more and more complex, access to capital for ordinary individuals more and more remote, the ability to live simply and own a business without worrying about Chinese labor or the depreciating dollar vanished more or less for good. They want to pick up their ball and go home, but they can't; thus, the difficulties and the rancor with those of us who are resigned to life on this planet.

There's a lot more to this article, including comments from some Tea Partiers who really don't seem to be from this planet. It's funny, and a bit sad, but mostly, it's scary as hell. These people aren't a majority, but they vote. That's what got us the Bush administration, and that's what will get us even worse lunatics in office, if reasonable people can't be bothered to get off their lazy, apathetic asses.

Yeah, the economy is still bad, and Barack Obama hasn't done everything you wanted in his first year and a half in office. Boo, hoo. You're busy, and it's going to take you 15 minutes to vote - and not do very much good, anyway. Boo, hoo. I don't know who disgusts me more, the complete lunatics in the GOP or Democrats who are too lazy or too timid to stand up for what's right. Either way, things aren't looking so great for America these days. Well, in a democracy, we tend to get what we deserve.

Too bad, huh?

Quitters


From the polls, I'm wondering if this magazine should be targeted at progressives, instead of Sarah Palin. We seem to be eager to quit when things get tough (and unlike Palin, we're not getting millions of dollars a year out of it).

Far-right Republicans look to do great in November, not because they've convinced so many people that they're right, but because they plan to vote. After eight years of George W. Bush, how could they be fired up? I don't know, but they are.

Think about it. At the end of 2008, the GOP was in a shamble. The worst presidential administration in U.S. history had left the nation nearly bankrupt, economically and morally. Republicans were busy trying to blame each other for their disastrous election results, as they kicked the last few moderates out of their party. Pundits were openly wondering if the party could even survive.

Less than two years later, they're riding high, forecast to take the House of Representatives in November, and quite possibly the Senate, too. They've stopped the Democrats in their tracks. And they haven't changed their policies one bit! For the most part, they've got the same old ideas they pushed - with disastrous result - throughout the Bush years. The only difference is that they're even more extreme now than they were then.

These people may not be very smart, but they're not quitters. Contrast that with progressives. The main reason Republicans look to do so very well next month is because Democrats plan to stay home.

We're discouraged at how difficult governing has been. We're disappointed in Barack Obama for not standing up and leading this country in a new direction, as he promised (though he also promised to work for bipartisanship and compromise with the GOP, and he has tried). We're unhappy with spineless Democratic congressmen, so inept at governing and politics that they lie down for the right-wing time and time again, congressmen whose election strategy is to hide under the bed until it's over. And we're disgusted with our fellow countrymen, who seem to get even dumber, even more cowardly, and even more bigoted as time goes by.

And so we plan to... quit. Oh, it's too hard. Oh, what's the use? Oh, I'm just too tired to get off the couch. In less than two years, the right-wing went from near annihilation to exuberantly expecting complete victory in the years ahead. Are they the quitters, then? Maybe we should look in the mirror on that.

The main reason November is looking so bleak is that Democrats plan to stay home. Progressives haven't gotten everything they wanted, so they plan to sit on their couches and sulk. Other Democrats just can't be bothered to vote. Oh, it's too hard. Oh, I'm just too busy. Oh, what's the use?

Hey, there is no valid excuse for not voting. Forget about the "weak excuses." This is your country and you have a duty to vote, no matter what. Yeah, the right-wing may be complete lunatics, but they don't give up. I think this issue of "Quitter's World" needs to be redesigned. Maybe your picture should be on the cover?

Saturday, October 2, 2010

When you think you're seen it all...



I keep thinking that I've seen the worst from right-wing lunatics - but then they continue to outdo themselves. This is just astonishing! And these are the people riding high in the polls, set to "take back America" from our last year and a half of relative sanity? What has happened to my country?

PZ Myers describes this pretty well:
Their latest embarrassment is yet another piece of work from James O'Keefe, the young mastermind who dressed up as a pimp and dishonestly edited a videotape to make ACORN look like it supported prostitution, and then also bungled a break-in to bug Sen. Mary Landrieu's Louisiana office, and is now continuing his career as a professional idiot and thug with a flopped attempt to catch a CNN reporter using her sexual wiles to bamboozle him.


It's unbelievably stupid. The reporter gave no indication of flirting for information, but O'Keefe apparently assumed that any blonde reporter was a bimbo. He invited her to come to his boat for an interview, and then stocked it with all the paraphernalia a misogynist might imagine a woman would find irresistible: porn mags, dildos, handcuffs, mirrors on the ceiling, that sort of thing, and hidden cameras. The plan was to have Abbie Boudreau show up, wave a dildo seductively at her, and when she succumbed to his charms to get top secret Republican operative information from him, catch it all on tape.

It's just astonishing. Where did O'Keefe get his ideas about how to seduce a woman, from men's wank magazines?

(Just to be clear, that fake videotape wasn't "bungled." It was deliberately faked, and it accomplished its purpose, the destruction of ACORN. To these people, the truth is not important. What's important is the political impact. That fake ACORN video has made O'Keefe a hero to the right-wing. Fox "News" certainly played the "scandal" for all it was worth, as did Republicans in Congress. And it worked. ACORN was driven out of existence. And now, afterward, how many Americans know, or even care, that it was all a lie?)

Anyway, that last line above brings up one of the most astonishing things about this whole episode. Abbie Boudreau is a very beautiful woman. I'm sure she's also a very capable reporter, but let's face it - television is a visual medium and women who work on camera tend to be drop-dead gorgeous. Boudreau is no exception, and she's probably had men hitting on her since she was 13.

James O'Keefe, on the other hand, seems to have gotten all his knowledge about women from Penthouse magazine. Think I'm exaggerating? Check out this list of props on O'Keefe's love boat - or "pleasure palace," as they hilariously called it - where he planned to seduce Boudreau:

1. condom jar
2. dildos
3. Music
a. Alicia keys
b. 80s romance songs, things that are typically James
c. avoid Marvin Gaye as too cliche
4. lube
5. ceiling mirror
6. posters and paintings of naked women
7. playboys and pornographic magazines
8. candles
9. Viagra and stamina pills
10. fuzzy handcuffs
11. blindfold

Honestly, can you imagine anything dumber than this? (If so, these right-wing loonies will probably do that next time.)

Note that O'Keefe planned to tip off Fox "News" about this. Well, of course. Fox doesn't care about the truth, only about the potential political impact. They helped O'Keefe push his fake ACORN video, and they defended him in that bungled telephone bug attempt. Fox isn't a news network (would any news network donate $1 million to any political party?). It's the propaganda arm of the Republican Party. And like the Republican Party, it has no shame.

Apparently, this whole issue began because of a CNN documentary, "Right on the Edge," set to air tonight and tomorrow night. I don't have cable, so I won't be watching. But Boudreau has written a great blog post about this O'Keefe business. I highly recommend it. Here's the beginning:

I've been a reporter for nine years. My first official day on the job was on 9-11. I was the bureau chief in Dubuque, Iowa, working as a one-man band. I shot my own video, set up my own live shots, and edited my own stories. I would bring home the police scanner to make sure the nights were quiet in this modest town along the grand Mississippi River. Only one time, in my year and two months working there, did that scanner wake me up. (It would be the first murder story I covered. I remember being one of the first reporters to show up. The police were hosing down the blood off the sidewalk, and the bloody water washed over my shoes. It's something you don't forget.) Those days were long, and physical. I would go home and count the bruises on my legs and arms. There was nothing glamorous about this life. But that's what I liked about it. I was a reporter – and I was proud of that.

As a woman in the news industry you have to be tough. I have always had to work harder than my male counterparts to be taken seriously and to be treated with respect. As a woman in the news industry you have to ignore all of the silly talk from your managers about the clothes you should wear on-air or what color your hair should be. I have had my share of conversations like that, and to be honest, it stings. I'm left wondering, "When will my work stand on its own? Why does this always have to be part of the conversation?"

But O'Keefe - and the right-wing in general - see only appearance. You hear them proudly proclaiming how pretty right-wing women are, as if that's the only thing that matters. Here's how Ann Coulter puts it:

My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention.

I don't know where Ann Coulter has been, since I haven't seen a hippie in decades. And none of them I knew in the 1960's looked anything like that (except for some of the men, I guess). But that's beside the point, anyway. Hey, I'm a straight man and I appreciate a pretty girl as much as anyone. That's just biology. But I don't think that a woman's appearance is the most important thing about her.

The idea that Republican women are prettier than Democratic women is just ridiculous. But more importantly, why do Republicans seem to think that's so critically important? Even Republican women seem to judge other women entirely by their appearance. Do they have nothing else to brag about? At least, you don't hear this kind of thing from Democratic leaders.

Women are human beings, with minds and skills and personalities. Much as I appreciate a pretty face and a sexy body, that's not really a woman. That's just the exterior of a woman. It's not always unimportant, certainly not. But often it is. And it's never the whole thing.

Well, I'm getting off the subject (and onto a subject that can only get me in trouble). Let me just sum up with another excerpt from Boudreau's blog post:

All of this is so disappointing. I never wanted to become a part of the story – especially under such strange circumstances.

I have worked so hard to have people pay attention to my work, and to be a respected journalist. I don't want to be judged based on anything other than my work. But apparently, I represent all of the things this group hates about the mainstream media. They feel because of the way I look that I do not matter, and that my reporting is a joke. They don't know anything about my work ethic – my history – my dedication and commitment – and my love for reporting. They just saw my blonde hair. And the ironic thing is that I'm really a brunette.

I'm glad to see she's kept her sense of humor.

In a nuclear apocalypse

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Shopping for a mail-order bride


I've been browsing this catalog, looking for a mail-order bride, but I'm finding it hard to make up my mind. I like the above photo - matching parts, not too decayed, with nice, neat stitching - but I don't know if I could go for a woman with bigger bolts than my own.

This one is nice, too, but rather high maintenance, I suspect. What if that's the kind of castle she expects?


But really, a photo is not nearly enough to go by, even for a shallow-grave kind of guy like me. Call me old fashioned, but I like to know where a girl's brain comes from. Heck, I want to make sure she has a brain. I just don't think I could be happy with a Republican.

But I'm not such a catch myself. I'm afraid of crowds - and fire. And occasionally, I go berserk. Oh, well, I suppose I'll just keep waiting for lightning to strike.

Cashocracy



Friday, October 1, 2010

Book reviews

Note that I've posted a page of links to all the book reviews here - not too many, so far - in the Page section on the right, just under that big scarlet "A" and just above the list of Labels. I'll update it as I write new reviews.

And yes, I'll be continuing with the series posts, too, eventually. There's just not enough time for everything, not all at once.

Finally, note the contact page. If you find a typo, I'd appreciate an email. Please send me interesting links, too. (If you just want to correct my thinking, please post a reply to the article in question.) But note my aggressive spam-filtering service. Make sure the title of your email catches my eye and clearly shows that it's from a human being, not a spambot.

How controversy works


Check out the whole thing at Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

Wealth distribution in America


Here's an interesting article in Slate about the perceived and actual wealth distribution in the United States:
Earlier this month I published a 10-part Slate series (PDF; serial version; slide show) about the 30-year rise in income inequality that Princeton's Paul Krugman has dubbed "The Great Divergence." In the first installment, I noted that in 1915, when the richest 1 percent accounted for about 18 percent of the nation's income, the prospect of class warfare was imminent. Today, the richest 1 percent account for 24 percent of the nation's income, yet the prospect of class warfare is utterly remote. Indeed, the political question foremost in Washington's mind is how thoroughly the political party more closely associated with the working class (that would be the Democrats) will get clobbered in the next election. Why aren't the bottom 99 percent marching in the streets?

One possible answer is sheer ignorance. People know we're living in a time of growing income inequality, Krugman told me, but "the ordinary person is not really aware of how big it is."

The above graph, from the same article, shows wealth distribution, not income. But it still shows that we're remarkably bad as guessing the extent of inequality in America. Republicans and Democrats alike greatly underestimate inequality in America and, oddly enough, both view as ideal a level of inequality far, far less than it really is. In fact, we say that we want wealth distribution more like Sweden's.

Norton and Ariely also asked respondents what they thought the ideal distribution of wealth should be, and found, again, little difference among income groups, or between Bush voters and Kerry voters. Most favored a wealth distribution resembling that in … Sweden! But when you examine Norton and Ariely's method, that particular finding gets a little shaky. They showed respondents three unlabeled pie charts. One depicted utopian equality, with wealth distributed equally among five groups. The second depicted the United States, with wealth distributed very unequally among five groups (one of which gobbled up 85 percent—Norton and Ariely put it at 84 percent, but let's not quibble). The third depicted Sweden, where the top quintile accounts for 35 percent of the nation's wealth. Neither the Swedish pie chart nor the U.S. pie chart was identified by nation. Norton and Ariely were astonished that 47 percent of respondents—remember these were all Americans—chose the pie chart depicting Sweden. But surely most survey-takers, when presented with two extreme options and one that lies in the middle, will instinctively gravitate, like Goldilocks, toward the middle option. More surprising to me was that second place went to Utopia (43 percent). Only 10 percent voted for the pie chart depicting the country the respondents actually live in.

Americans' ignorance about wealth (and, probably, income) distribution is encouraging in the sense that it offers hope that most voters might opt for government policies more conducive to equality if only they knew how unequal things were. But it's dismaying in the sense that people who occupy a position of relative privilege seem to go out of their way to avoid acknowledging it. A recent example is M. Todd Henderson, a law professor at the University of Chicago whose annual household income exceeds $250,000, putting him comfortably ahead of 98 percent of his fellow Americans. Henderson was foolish enough to write a blog post venturing that even though he and his wife earn more than $250,000, his Hyde Park neighbor Barack Obama shouldn't raise his taxes because "we can't afford it" after paying the mortgage, the kids' private school tuition, the nanny, etc. You can imagine the response he got. Henderson, who promptly took the post down (futile in this era of Web caches) used the occasion to excavate deeper wells of self-pity ("The electronic lynch mob that has attacked and harassed me—you should see the emails sent to me personally!—has made my family feel threatened and insecure…. You have caused untold damage to me personally"). Henderson said he was sorry—not for making asinine claims about how much money you need to get by in America, but for violating his wife's privacy by splashing details of their financial lives all over the Internet. (He said his wife "disagrees vehemently with my opinion." Sensible woman.)

Only ten percent of Americans favor the kind of wealth distribution we actually have in this country, but most of us express horror at the thought of any kind of wealth redistribution (which is, basically, what progressive income taxes are all about). What's up with that? I keep hearing, "Why do we want to punish the wealthy?"

But I don't want to "punish" anyone. It's just that people who are doing really well in America should be able to pay more than people who aren't - not just more in absolute terms, but a larger percentage of their income, too. And the last thing we want in this country is a hereditary aristocracy of wealth. That whole campaign against "death taxes" has been the biggest scam ever perpetuated on the American people. (Even my elderly mother worries about estate taxes, while her estate won't have anywhere near that amount of money.) And why should you never have to work a day in your life, just because your grandfather was financially successful?

More importantly, why should children get poor nutrition and terrible schools, just because their parents are poor? We can't give every child an equal start to life, but we should still do our best. We should still give every child a decent start. And to do that takes money. Yes, I'll even use that dirty word, taxes. It takes taxes. We do good things, necessary things, with tax money.

There is waste, of course. There's always waste and there's always going to be waste. We should continue to work to minimize it, but it's a fantasy to think that we'll ever end waste entirely. And think about it. Nothing has more waste than the U.S. Department of Defense, but you never hear critics wanting to dismantle that, do you? No, waste is generally just an excuse the right-wing uses.

Once we had a War on Poverty. Republicans claim that it was a failure. But in fact, it worked. Poverty dropped to its lowest level to date in 1973. Unfortunately, that's when we surrendered. Yes, we surrendered while we were winning the war. (Contrast that with the War on Drugs.) I'm sorry to say that this was at least partly because of the perception that it was helping black Americans, and white people weren't willing to pay for that, especially since they were all too easily convinced it was lazy black welfare queens picking up their checks in Cadillacs. Well, it's easy to believe the worst of "those people," isn't it? After all, they're clearly not like "us."

But although poverty has increased since then, not every government program was gutted, and poverty generally hasn't returned to historic levels (although we've had a large increase during the current recession, of course). Most of the improvement has been among elderly Americans, due to such "socialist" programs as Social Security and Medicare. In fact, they've seen a really dramatic improvement.

Seniors used to be the poorest demographic in America, and now they're the wealthiest. But ironically, those are the people who lead the opposition to such government help for everyone else. So now children are the poorest demographic in our nation. Well, there's a lot I don't understand about my fellow Americans.

Incidentally, I got the link to that Slate article from Tom Toles, who also has a nice comment on another subject I've covered just recently:

Here we go. Commenters enjoy hurling their "You just think everybody is stupid" line of attack against me. Well, what is somebody supposed to make of a new survey that shows that people know fewer facts about their OWN religion than atheists do? I don't think stupid is the right word, but let's face it, the culture we live in kind of gives comfort and leeway to the incurious and uninformed. See also: our last president.
But let's leave religion out of the public debate for a minute, if only we could, and look at something else people don't know about that is hurting all of us. The rich ARE getting richer and the poor poorer. The poverty rate is skyrocketing, yet in this recession-that-isn't-anymore the wealthy CONTINUE to gain. "Oh, we know all about that!" you reply. Same as it ever was! WRONG.

How do I know that's wrong? Survey says! This is the non-smoking gun right here of what's misfiring in American political discourse. People just have NO IDEA how drastically the wealth distribution is skewing in this country, and therefore can't even begin to think about the ways we are becoming a Third World country. This kind of wealth disparity is toxic to a democracy and will poison it irreparably if we let it. Don't think so? Don't be stupid.