Friday, March 4, 2011

QOTD: Our theocratic future

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As we've learned watching the Rethuglicans lately, the assault on abortion rights is only the first step — they also want to shut down the wickedness that is contraception. But they're not going to stop there, oh no! If you want a peek at our theocratic future, read this incredibly long-winded disquisition on exactly what you are allowed to do even in the marriage bed. Everything is forbidden, except vaginal penetration and the ol' in-out. You aren't allowed to even do these things as foreplay, culminating in procreative intercourse.
The expression 'that use which is against nature' refers to unnatural sexual acts, such as oral sex, anal sex, or manual sex. Saint Augustine condemns such acts unequivocally. He even states that such unnatural sexual acts are even more damnable (i.e. even more serious mortal sins) when these take place within marriage. For God is even more offended by a sexual mortal sin that takes place within the Sacrament of Marriage, since this offense is not only against nature, but also against a Holy Sacrament.

Dang. Well, at least Augustine didn't explicitly forbid rubber wetsuits, fuzzy handcuffs, vibrating crucifixes, octopus, ceiling-mounted swings, clamps, chocolate pudding, flavored lubricants, Wonder Woman costumes, rubber chickens, exotic headware, whipped cream, video cameras, Silly String, roller skates, trampolines, nitrous oxide, balloon animals, feather boas, ball gags, or bungee cords, or I might be going to hell.

It's amazing how much detail Catholics will go into documenting why people shouldn't do the things that they all do anyway. You might even call it loving detail. - PZ Myers

That's no gentleman

Teachers and Wall Street

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This is the follow-up to last night's first Crisis in the Dairyland segment (you might want to check out the Moment of Zen, too), but embedding two video clips in the same post often creates problems here. Besides, I mostly wanted to comment on this particular clip.

Republicans think that Wall Street executives need their seven-figure incomes and multimillion dollar bonuses, even when they've been bailed out with taxpayer money, because otherwise we might lose these geniuses whose mismanagement brought our country to its knees.

But they don't worry at all about a "talent exodus" when it comes to the people teaching our children. Hey, why should they make any more than the guy picking up our garbage? After all, it's not as though we value our children or anything, right? What good is an education, anyway?

This is even funnier because Republicans tend to blame all our education troubles on poor teachers. (See Jon's interview here for more on that.) If that's really true, why wouldn't we want to pay our teachers more, not less? After all, when it comes to Wall Street, Fox claims that high pay is a "good way to attract talent." So why doesn't that work with teachers, too?

(In the first clip, note that Fox compares Wisconsin teacher pay and benefits with the "average U.S. worker." But that's not the average Wisconsin worker and certainly not the average Wisconsin worker in a job requiring a college degree. Let's compare apples to apples, shall we? Even then, as I say, don't we want the best teachers? Having the best garbage man is nice, I'm sure, but it probably isn't quite as important.)

And yeah, when it comes to tax cuts, $250,000 a year in taxable income is "close to poverty," as that Fox "News" contributor claims (note that this doesn't even include benefits or tax-sheltered income). "These poor people" are just barely scraping by, I'm sure. Not like those fat-cat teachers making $51,000 a year. What a gravy train, huh?

Heh, heh. According to Republicans, public employees are the "haves" and taxpayers are the "have nots" (I'm actually quoting Gov. Walker here). So what are CEOs and investment bankers then? Or are these aristocrats not even considered the same species as the rest of us?

Then there's the matter of contracts, which Fox considers sacrosanct when it comes to investment bankers, but of no concern at all when we're talking about teachers or other public employees. That's funny, too, don't you think?

Gov. Walker is not only eliminating public employee bargaining rights - but only for Democratic-leaning unions - even after they agreed to all of his pay and benefit cuts, he's also cutting $800 million from the Wisconsin public schools budget at a time when the American educational system is already falling badly behind other nations. (This is after he cut corporate taxes, in order to manufacture this "crisis" in the first place.)

At the same time, he's prohibiting local governments from raising property taxes to make up the difference. Odd, isn't it, how Republicans seem determined to dumb down Americans, no matter what it takes?

But yes, I guess educated voters are a real threat to Republican political dominance.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Combat duty in Madison, Wisconsin



Apparently, I was way too generous to Mike Tobin yesterday, huh?

As TPM says:
His job for the past several days has been to stand among state workers and their allies protesting governor Scott Walker, and bring home to viewers just how nasty and dangerous these people are. Assisting him are Fox's many anchors whose role is to play up the toughness of his assignment -- not since Sydney Schanberg and Dith Pran chronicled the fall of Phnom Penh to the Khmer Rouge has a reporter put so much on the line to get the truth to the people.

What makes this all somewhat plausible is that the crowd really doesn't like Fox News. It's often hard to hear Tobin over chants of "Fox News Lies!" which makes the story about Tobin and the element in the crowd that wants to interrupt his broadcast. But that's exactly the spectacle Fox wants. The resulting product is like a cable news version of professional wrestling. Lots of brushes with injury and intimidation, narrated breathlessly by broadcasters sitting ringside -- but at the end of the day everybody goes home and sleeps comfortably.

Maybe Fox should send him somewhere safer - like Libya. Heh, heh.

Of course, if Fox "News" was actually a news network, none of this would make any sense. After all, what do protesters want more than publicity? The whole point of protesting is to get publicity.

But Fox is a Republican propaganda outlet, nothing more. These protesters all know that they won't get a fair hearing on Fox. And yes, they do know that Fox lies.

Note, too, that Fox had absolutely no problem with bringing assault rifles to Tea Party rallies. But peaceful chanting by union supporters is considered "violent."

I wonder how Fox "News" anchors sleep at night? (Yeah, I know, on big piles of money.)

Does it even matter?

QOTD: The end of compassionate conservatism

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Former Bush speechwriter Michael Gerson, who was a driving force behind that administration's Africa initiative, writes plaintively about GOP cuts to programs he helped create:
Senegal is conducting indoor spraying campaigns and providing effective, new combination drug treatments. Volunteers are going door to door in impoverished neighborhoods, instructing women in the proper use of nets.

The result? From 2005 to 2008, mortality among Senegalese children ages 6 and under dropped by a third, with reductions in malaria playing a major role. Some communities that had experienced 70 to 80 percent malaria prevalence during the high season of one year reported not a single case in the next.

It is a sophisticated, successful national effort. But it would not be possible without the help of the United States, provided through the Peace Corps, the President's Malaria Initiative and the Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria.

As I was visiting hospitals and health huts in Senegal, I was also receiving e-mailed updates on House GOP budget cuts. The Global Fund, down 40 percent. Child survival programs, which include anti-malaria efforts, down 10 percent. AIDS relief, down 8 percent. Development assistance, down 30 percent.

Gerson scoffs at the notion that "fiscal responsibility" is driving these cuts. ("No one can reasonably claim that the budget crisis exists because America spends too much on bed nets and AIDS drugs. Our massive debt is mainly caused by a combination of entitlement commitments, an aging population and health cost inflation.") Well, sure. But the massive drop in tax receipts caused by the Bush tax cuts has starved the government of revenue and made it inevitable that programs commanding the least political clout would face serious cuts. It may be mathematically possible to draw up a budget that keeps Bush-era tax rates and the Africa initiative and maintains low deficits, but it's not politically realistic.

The flaw in Gerson's thinking is the fundamental flaw of the whole "compassionate conservative" project: It was never able to explain how Gersonian levels of government spending could be reconciled with Norquistian levels of taxes. - Jonathan Chait

America's extremely silent majority

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So, after only 2,000 years or so, the Catholic Church has decided not to blame Jews for the death of Jesus. Wow, that is news, huh? Heck, that might even push Charlie Sheen completely off the front page.

But what am I going to do with all these engraved invitations to the next pogrom?

The second half of this is great, too. Or pathetic. One of the two. Should we sane Americans laugh, or just crawl into a hole, hiding our heads in shame? I can never make up my mind.

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Oh, to be young again


It's so much different these days, since I usually sit in front of a computer, instead of a TV.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Fox lies



Hilarious, isn't it? Fox "News" complains about signs and chants that Fox Lies! while showing video, supposedly of angry Wisconsin union protesters, showing palm trees in the background!

Heh, heh. It really doesn't get much better than that, does it? Palm trees in Wisconsin? You know, I rather doubt it. It's been years since I've been to Wisconsin, but I can't imagine it's changed that much, global warming or not!

Why use fake video clips? Well, the Wisconsin protests have been completely peaceful, and Fox wanted footage that showed, if not actual violence, at least some pushing and shoving. After all, Fox wants to put these protests in the worst light possible.

Here's another thing: Bill O'Reilly asks the reporter, Mike Tobin, if it's an "organized campaign to not let you do your reporting." This is Fox, so I'm sure Tobin understands the spin they're trying to put on it. But he seems to have a bit too much integrity for that.

Instead, Tobin just says that it's hard to tell, though someone did go to considerable effort to make "professional looking" signs. Still, he says, "I really can't get a finger on the degree of any kind of organization here."

But O'Reilly replies, "OK, so we don't know who's making the signs or who's behind the chanting, or any of that, but you assume - or you suspect - that there is some kind of organized deal." Look at Tobin's grimace when he hears that. It's pretty funny, don't you think?

Because, no, that's not what he said, not at all. This is just the slant that Fox "News" wants to put on the protests, that it's really a matter of "professional left-wingers," as O'Reilly puts it, instead of "regular folks" trying to preserve their rights.

Throughout this clip, O'Reilly is trying to put the Fox spin - the Republican spin - on these protests. And although Tobin doesn't actually protest that, he can't help but grimace when O'Reilly misrepresents what Tobin just told him.

Yes, Fox does lie - blatantly, deliberately, with intent. It's not primarily a news organization. It's the propaganda arm of the Republican Party.

QOTD: Thank-you, Boeing

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For providing such a clear illustration of the forces driving the theory of the firm.

Oliver Williamson shared the 2009 Nobel mainly because of his work on a question that may seem obvious, but is much less so once you think about it: why are there so many big companies? Why not just rely on markets to coordinate activity among individuals or small firms? Why, in effect, do we have a lot of fairly large command-and-control economies embedded in our market system?

Williamson answered this in terms of the difficulties of writing complete contracts; when the tasks that need to be done are complex, so that you can’t fully specify what people should do in advance, there can be a lot of slippage and strategic behavior if you rely on market incentives; in such cases it can be better to do these things in-house, so that you can simply tell people to do something a particular way or to change their behavior.

In Boeing’s case, they outsourced far too much, only to find that they were getting parts that didn’t do what they were supposed to — and also to find that the subcontractors were seizing a lot of the rents. They discovered, in effect, that there are times when it’s better to rely on central planning than to leave things up to the market.

Obviously this isn’t always true. There’s a tradeoff. But that’s the point — and it’s this tradeoff that determines how big firms should be. Boeing has now provided a clear motivating example. Their loss, the economics profession’s gain. - Paul Krugman

Un-American


Chan Lowe's commentary:
There are two kinds of “American Way.” The one we prefer to dwell upon is the one based on idealistic principles like fairness, equality, and opportunity. The Bill of Rights embodies this kind of American Way. It’s the kind that prompts a tightening of the throat when we hear God Bless America being sung.

The other is the characterization we all too often tend to slide into as a nation: vindictive, xenophobic, paranoid, isolationist, racist, willfully ignorant.

While our better sides define our nationhood by a concept and not by race, ethnicity, religion or culture, our worse sides find that we need an “other” to demonize in order to achieve that warm “e pluribus unum” feeling. There was a time when the “other” was black, and we repressed him. Or he was an Indian, and we massacred him. Or he was a Communist, and we ruined him professionally and personally. Now, our most convenient goat has become the American Muslim.

Rep. Peter King, R-N.Y., chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee, with his hearings on the so-called radicalization of American Muslims, is poised to follow in the footsteps of Sen. Joseph McCarthy whose tactics against suspected Communists were so ruthless they earned him an “ism” after his name. Congressman King ought to be ashamed, but that would be to credit him with an awareness of his actions in the context of the darker side of our history that he surely does not possess.

King, sadly, has fallen prey to the other “American Way.” It’s easy and tempting for the rest of us to do the same. Let us hope, for all our sakes, that the better angels of our nature haven’t abandoned us.

Even if you aren't bothered by the indecency of it, aren't you embarrassed by the cowardice such fear-mongering implies? If we aren't better people than this, aren't we at least braver?

Apparently not, huh?

Calamities of Nature


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What are the Chinese saying about Charlie Sheen?

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Yeah, but China doesn't have Sarah Palin!

And they'll all feel pretty silly when we're raptured up into the sky, floating to Heaven, won't they? Who'll get the last laugh then?

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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Women and children first!

QOTD: What is the Tea Party?

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Pew has another survey of Tea Party sympathizers, and it's clear once again that the movement is nothing more or less than conservative Republicans:



The Tea Party is essentially a re-branding campaign for the GOP base. It's a successful effort, and one that springs largely though not entirely from the grassroots itself. Conservatives like to imagine that the Tea Party is some incarnation of the popular will, asleep for many years and finally awakened under Obama, and bristle at any analysis that diminishes the world-historical import of the phenomenon. So let me be clear. The Tea Party represents a significant minority of Americans. It's influential. (It allowed conservatives to disown the failures of the Bush administration and to lend them a populist imprimatur.) But it's not anything more than an organizing rubric for the GOP base. - Jonathan Chait

Unions


If you've been reading these posts, you might be surprised to learn that I'm not a big union man. I've certainly had my problems with unions, and even when I've been a union member, I haven't cared to get involved.

When I was in college, I remember becoming frustrated with union workers trying to protect their own jobs from low-wage laborers like me. They were just so picky about what I was allowed to do. Of course, I understood it, too - or I do now, at least. As I say, they were just trying to protect their own livelihood.

And in later years, I saw people who really should have been fired given another chance, because unions stood up for them, insisting on strict compliance with the rules. In at least one case, it caused me a whole lot of grief. I certainly wasn't happy about that!

But as H. L. Mencken said (in a different context, I'm sure), "The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all."

Unions really can't pick and choose when to stand up for the rules. They have to stand up for scoundrels - indeed, it's usually scoundrels who need it - because otherwise these protections wouldn't be available for anyone.

So, I have to agree with Tom Toles about unions:
It's starting to look like labor unions share a trait with Democracy. Each is the worst possible form except for all the alternatives.

The litany of complaints and charges against unions is long and well-known. I could compile it blindfolded, and some of it from personal experience. Sure, everybody will grant unions the head-shaking to-be-sures about the important role they played way back when and whatnot, but look around NOW and all you see are the selfish system-gumming impediments to the sleek engines of modern global capitalism. Well look fast, because unions seem to on their last legs. And there HAS to be some better way to support workers' rights, assuming you still think they may even have such things as rights. And some better way to help ensure that the fruits of the economy get shared in some justifiable proportions. But do you happen to know of such a better way? Please share.

And how are we feeling now that we are staring, each of us our own autonomous individual self, into the front end of those sleek engines of modern global capitalism that have already sucked in and shredded all those slightly-less-agile-than-us unemployed? Those engines sure are making things ever cushier for the tiny few in the first-class cabin. Better check to see what's written on YOUR ticket.

There are plenty of problems with unions. I know that. But things would be far worse without them. Likewise, there are plenty of problems with democracy, too. But where's a better alternative?

Don't get me wrong. I'd probably rather work for a union, rather than non-union, shop - even at a job that wasn't unionized. The pay is usually better for everyone, since union wages frequently put a floor under management salaries, too. And the benefits are almost always better.

Of course, there are plenty of things I don't like about union shops. Frankly, unions tend to be best for the worst employees in a company and worst for the best employees in a company. That's a pain, it really is.

Still, for all their problems, we need unions. Without unions, there's absolutely no counter to management. Without unions, workers are at a huge, huge disadvantage. Sometimes, you don't even need to be unionized yourself, since just the threat of unions is useful.

The average worker in America was better off in the 1970s than he is today - than he was even before the current economic collapse. That's not entirely because of the decline of unions, no. But that's been a part of it.

Besides, this is more about politics than about unions. Even in Wisconsin, Republicans aren't trying to destroy all unions, and not even all public unions - only the ones that usually support Democrats. I'm just astonished that we're dumb enough to go along with this kind of thing. But I've been astonished by this for a long time.

In a way, it reminds me of slavery in the Deep South. Slavery was disastrous for lower class whites, but they were still some of its strongest supporters. Wealthy slave-owners were able to use the status issue - since, with slavery, poor white trash weren't at the absolute bottom - to get these people to fight and even to die for what was clearly in their own worst interests.

The wealthy have figured out that trick today, too. They keep the lower classes distracted with social issues like gay rights and abortion, and get the middle class angry about unions, of all things. That keeps them voting against their own best interests, since, once in power, Republicans work only for the wealthy.

It's really just incredible.

Fact-free science and collective behavior


I've read a couple of articles this morning that seem, rather scarily, to fit together. First, there's Fact-Free Science by Judith Warner in The New York Times Magazine:
President Obama has made scientific innovation the cornerstone of his plans for “winning the future,” requesting in his recent budget proposal large financing increases for scientific research and education and, in particular, sustained attention to developing alternative energy sources and technologies. “This is our generation’s Sputnik moment,” he declared in his State of the Union address last month.

It would be easier to believe in this great moment of scientific reawakening, of course, if more than half of the Republicans in the House and three-quarters of Republican senators did not now say that the threat of global warming, as a man-made and highly threatening phenomenon, is at best an exaggeration and at worst an utter “hoax,” as James Inhofe of Oklahoma, the ranking Republican on the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee, once put it. These grim numbers, compiled by the Center for American Progress, describe a troubling new reality: the rise of the Tea Party and its anti-intellectual, anti-establishment, anti-elite worldview has brought both a mainstreaming and a radicalization of antiscientific thought.

The politicization of science isn’t particularly new; the Bush administration was famous for pressuring government agencies to bring their vision of reality in line with White House imperatives. In response to this, and with a renewed culture war over the very nature of scientific reality clearly brewing, the Obama administration tried to initiate a pre-emptive strike earlier this winter, issuing a set of “scientific integrity” guidelines aimed at keeping the work of government scientists free from ideological pollution. But since taking over the House of Representatives, the Republicans have packed science-related committees with lawmakers who refute such basic findings as the reality of global warming and the threats of climate change. Fred Upton, the head of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, has said outright that he does not believe that global warming is man-made. John Shimkus of Illinois, who also sits on the committee — as well as on the Subcommittee on Energy and Environment — has said that the government doesn’t need to make a priority of regulating greenhouse-gas emissions, because as he put it late last year, “God said the earth would not be destroyed by a flood.”

Whoever emerges as the Republican presidential candidate in 2012 will very likely have to embrace climate-change denial. Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty and Mike Huckabee, all of whom once expressed some support for action on global warming, have notably distanced themselves from these views. Saying no to mainstream climate science, notes Daniel J. Weiss, a senior fellow and director of climate strategy for the Center for American Progress, is now a required practice for Republicans eager to play to an emboldened conservative base. “Opposing the belief that global warming is human-caused has become systematic, like opposition to abortion,” he says. “It’s seen as another way for government to control people’s lives. It’s become a cultural issue.”

Warner argues that being anti-science was originally a left-wing position. That might be true. The idea that there are no objective facts, and that science is just one way of looking at the world, no better than any other interpretation, tends to be associated with the left, I think. And certainly, there's still plenty of pseudoscience on the left these days (although, to my mind, it pales in comparison to the scientific ignorance on the right).

But what's really frightening is that this has become part of the right's "tribal identity." Even Republican leaders who aren't completely batshit crazy about these things have to pretend to be batshit crazy. It's a badge of identity to be scientifically ignorant, and indeed, openly, boastfully so.

Why is that? Well, this article in The Economist argues that groups do better when their members are ignorant. The research is about herds, flocks, or swarms of animals - in particular, schools of fish. The group stays cohesive, and can move together as one, because the individuals in the group are mostly ignorant about what's happening outside the group.

The individuals in the group simply follow their neighbors. When one fish reacts, perhaps because it senses food or a predator, the others react. However, it's important that most of the group stay ignorant about what's actually going on. Otherwise, they'll start to react differently and the group will split, or even fall apart.

The implication is clear:
If the models are anything to go by, the best outcome for the group—in this case, not being eaten—seems to depend on most members’ being blissfully unaware of the world outside the shoal and simply taking their cue from others. This phenomenon, Dr Couzin argues, applies to all manner of organisms, from individual cells in a tissue to (rather worryingly) voters in the democratic process. His team has already begun probing the question of voting patterns. But is ignorance really political bliss? Dr Couzin’s models do not yet capture what happens when the leaders themselves turn out to be sharks.

I'm not sure I would have said "sharks" there. Perhaps "lemmings," instead. Still, the basic idea is the same. Groups might be more effective - as a group - if most of the members are ignorant, but what happens if they're headed in the wrong direction? What happens if they're following a leader over a cliff?

I've often heard that getting all Democrats to agree on something is like herding cats. Yes, even Democrats are more likely to agree with other Democrats, but they're really pretty poor at following the leader. Democrats tend to disagree among themselves almost as often as they disagree with Republicans.

This can be maddening if you want to get something done in Congress. Generally, you have to convince each individual Democrat, and it's very difficult to get them all to agree. You'd never get Democrats to maintain a solid front, every one sticking together to filibuster one bill after another, like the Republicans do. Democrats insist on thinking for themselves and acting as each sees fit.

Republicans, on the other hand, value order. They value discipline. Oddly, given their self-image as rugged individualists, they value group-think. You're either with them or against them. And if your opinions vary in any way, you're a traitor to the cause. Republicans aren't eager to embrace diversity - and I don't mean just racial and religious diversity, either.

So, is there a connection between scientific ignorance and this schooling behavior in the GOP? You've got to wonder about people so ignorant they think, despite the evidence, that Barack Obama is a Muslim who wasn't even born in America. You've got to wonder about people who reject basic science like evolution and global warming. How could such willful ignorance not be a huge disadvantage in the 21st Century?

But maybe this willful ignorance is an advantage in maintaining group cohesion. If you really want political power, you've got to have a group who'll act en masse. You don't want people who'll start thinking for themselves. In particular, you don't want people to become informed about issues outside the group. If that happens, some of them will inevitably start to have doubts about the accepted dogma.

This is scary stuff, don't you think? This would mean that the right-wing is more effective politically because they're ignorant, not in spite of their ignorance. Group cohesion is actually strengthened by ignorance. For a democracy, that's really frightening.

OK, I'm not going to claim that research on schooling fish is necessarily applicable to human beings. Clearly, we evidence-based thinkers must demand far more evidence than that! But I do think the idea is interesting - and quite frightening. America desperately needs an informed electorate. All democracies do. If ignorance really is an advantage in getting and maintaining political power, well, we're all in trouble.

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You'll want to see the brief sequel, too. I'll put that below the fold: