Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Sarah Palin to be President Trump's Secretary of Stupid



Hilarious, isn't it? But ignorance isn't a disqualification to their faith-based supporters. Intelligence, education, knowledge - those are suspect.

Furthermore, they think that anyone can work in government, because government - their own government - is worthless. The Republican Party pushes that idea (and then demonstrates it when they get in power).

If they needed medical care, would they go to an amateur? If they needed legal help, would they go to an amateur? Heck, if they needed a plumber or an electrician - and they were paying for it - they wouldn't want an amateur. (They might do it themselves, or with friends, to save money, but they'd want to hire professionals.)

But they want amateurs in government - running our government, not just in low-level positions. And this degree of ignorance just demonstrates their amateur standing, I guess. (Of course, Sarah Palin was a governor - for one-half of one term - so she shouldn't be this ignorant.)

Dick Cheney - wrong then, wrong now



This was put together by the White House. Nice, huh? And they barely even mentioned the part about the Iraq War 'paying for itself.'

Maybe that was some other faith-based war-monger in the Bush Administration? But they didn't mention torturing prisoners of war either, and Dick Cheney was definitely involved with that.

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Glitter Jesus is... fabulous!



Nothing is as funny as that 'prosperity gospel' scam. Man, faith-based people will believe anything!

Friday, September 4, 2015

Nude selfie gets teen charged with child porn



Could we get any more hysterical about sex in this country?

Here's the story in the North Carolina newspaper:
After a 16-year-old Fayetteville girl made a sexually explicit nude photo of herself for her boyfriend last fall, the Cumberland County Sheriff's Office concluded that she committed two felony sex crimes against herself and arrested her in February.

The girl was listed on a warrant as both the adult perpetrator and the minor victim of two counts of sexual exploitation of minor - second-degree exploitation for making her photo and third-degree exploitation for having her photo in her possession.

A conviction could have put the girl in prison and would have required her to register as a sex offender for the rest of her life.

Get that? She's being considered a child victim, but simultaneously an adult criminal, for the same incident: taking a picture of herself.

As the 16-year-old 'adult,' she's considered a sex offender for taking a picture of herself, for taking advantage of herself, as a crime against herself as a 16-year-old child. Crazy, isn't it? Even in the South, how could they be this insane?

Her boyfriend, who was also 16 at the time, also faces charges, "possible prison time and the requirement to register as a sex offender if convicted." For having the picture in his possession that she sent him!

You want to know what's even weirder? The age of consent is 16 in North Carolina - and younger than that for teens who are less than four years apart in age - so it would be perfectly legal if they were having sex.

But this young woman can't even take a picture of herself without being considered a sex offender! She's considered a child when it comes to sex and an adult when it comes to criminal activity, even when that 'criminal activity' is just taking a picture of herself!

Also, keep in mind that, according to the Sheriff, these pictures weren't being shown to anyone else. This was entirely a private matter between two sixteen-year-olds.

Jebus! And I thought the Janet Jackson nip slip incident had been hysterically blown out of proportion. That's nothing compared to this. America, huh?

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Defending traditional marriage



Hilarious, isn't it? You know this woman was always a Christian. Raised Christian from infancy in an overwhelmingly Christian society, she would have identified as a Christian at any time in her life.

But her adultery and multiple marriages are OK, because she's decided she wasn't a 'real' Christian back then - not by her current standards, at least. Heh, heh. Yeah, right.

Besides, you can bet that she never once denied a marriage license to a couple because they'd been divorced (like her), even though that's just as much against the Bible as gay marriage. Why not, if this is actually about her religious beliefs? (Well, admittedly, her religious beliefs are only whatever she wants them to be. That's why she's faith-based.)

Still, she undoubtedly swore an oath to uphold the Constitution when she took office. If she's no longer willing to do that, she doesn't have to work as the County Clerk. No one is forcing her to keep her job, and there's nothing in the Bible about working for the county.

Obviously, she's willing to cause problems for other people, but she doesn't want to lose her paycheck, which would cause problems for herself.

GOP race to the bottom



Jebus, what next! Republicans don't even live in the real world, but just in some crazy fantasy world in their own head.

How can a democracy survive with citizens like this? And with their attacks on science, on education, on journalism, they're determined to make everyone else as ignorant and as fantasy-based as they are.

Reality doesn't matter to them. And yet these are the people electing our school boards, our representatives in Congress, and - if worse comes to worst - the President of the United States, the most powerful nation on Earth.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

American heroes stop terrorist train attack



I know. This has had tons of media attention already. But do you know how seldom it is that I can post a feel-good video?

The Republican campaign for president, not to mention the continuing insanity in Congress, is making me ashamed to be an American. This makes me proud (even though I had nothing at all to do with it).

There are a lot more good people in America - and around the world - than there are crazies. It's just that the crazies usually get all of the attention.

Friday, August 21, 2015

Donald Trump's 'passionate' supporters

Republicans sure are 'passionate,' aren't they?
A Boston man allegedly told police that he beat and urinated on a homeless man early Wednesday because the man was Hispanic, citing real estate mogul Donald Trump's comments on undocumented immigrants as justification for the attack.

In response, the Republican presidential candidate said that "it would be a shame" if his anti-immigrant campaign rhetoric inspired the beating. He immediately pivoted from the mild condemnation to praising his "passionate" supporters' commitment to restoring America to greatness. ...

"I will say, the people that are following me are very passionate," he continued, as quoted by the Herald. "They love this country. They want this country to be great again. But they are very passionate. I will say that.”

Sick stuff, isn't it? Republican politicians incite this kind of violence - or worse - and then wash their hands of any responsibility.

Most Republicans won't do this kind of thing, not even most Trump supporters. But their rhetoric inevitably pushes a certain percentage of people - people they've deliberately made angry - into violence.

Republican politicians have found that pushing fear and anger works great, politically. Fox 'News' makes a ton of money from it, too. But is this really the kind of country we want?

Josh Duggar, family values lobbyist, cheats on wife


You could have guessed this, right?
In 2013, conservative reality TV star Josh Duggar—of TLC’s 19 Kids and Counting fame—was named the executive director of the Family Research Council, a conservative lobbying group in D.C. which seeks “to champion marriage and family as the foundation of civilization, the seedbed of virtue, and the wellspring of society.” During that time, he also maintained a paid account on Ashley Madison, a web site created for the express purpose of cheating on your spouse.

In May 2015, Duggar was forced to resign after In Touch Weekly reported that he had molested five young girls (four of whom were his own sisters) beginning in 2002. When the accusations became public, the family went into crisis mode, insisting that Josh had reformed and that the media covering the claims was intent on “exploiting women.”

Since then, Duggar has admitted to cheating on his wife. So much for reforming, huh? But will it even matter? Look at Sen. David Vitter, another right-wing Christian 'family values' promoter caught patronizing prostitutes. He didn't even lose his Senate seat, and he's currently leading in the race for Louisiana governor, still pushing God-based family values (i.e. one man and as many concubines as he wants, apparently).

None of this will matter to the faith-based, though. That's because reality doesn't mean anything to them. They believe what they want to believe, and that's that. It won't affect the power of the Family Research Council, either, or of the Republican politicians who genuflect to them.

The hypocrisy does make me feel good, though.

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Bernie Sanders takes on the media



This is why Bernie Sanders is doing so well (far better than I expected, I must admit).

Blaming the victims

I'm sure glad we've got Republican men addressing the problem of sexual harassment, aren't you?
The Missouri legislature would like to continue its internship program despite the program being marred by the recent sexual harassment of interns.

The idea the lawmakers have come up with? Imposing a dress code for the interns to "help everyone keep their focus on legislative matters."

Missouri state Rep. Kevin Engler (R) sent a memo to his colleagues Monday night with suggestions, including minimum number of credit hours for participation and mandatory sexual harassment training for both interns and lawmakers, according to the Kansas City Star on Tuesday.

The move came after two legislators, including former Missouri House Speaker John Diehl (R), resigned amid allegations of sexual harassment of interns.

State Rep. Bill Kidd (R) responded to Engler with a suggestion of his own: "Intern dress code," he wrote, according to the newspaper.

Rep. Nick King (R) agreed, the newspaper reported. ...

U.S. Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO) said establishing an intern dress code would put responsibility for the harassment on the interns when it should be on the harasser.

In letters to the Missouri lawmakers, McCaskill (who once worked as an intern at the state legislature) wrote that the proposed solution "bitterly disappointed" her.
I refuse to stand by idly while any suggestion is made that victims of sexual harassment in the Missouri State Legislature is the responsibility of anyone other than the legislators themselves. It is the responsibility of you and your colleagues to uphold the law, protect the young people working in our state’s capital, and confront and change a culture that excuses sexual violence. This problem has nothing to do with how interns are dressed.

You see? If you women didn't look so hot, we men wouldn't harass you. Well, not as much, at least. Clearly, it's all your fault. LOL

Ah, Republicans!

Republican presidential debate highlights, take 2



OK, I already posted the debate highlights (here), but this covers some important points the other video didn't.

I must say, I didn't realize these guys could make this much sense - not much sense, admittedly, but more than I've ever heard from them before. Don't you agree?

Where is Jon Stewart when we need him so desperately?

From TPM:

Monday, August 17, 2015

Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption



I hope you laughed at the last video I posted, because this one will make your blood boil. Well, the first half of it will. The second half is funny enough, itself.

Mr. Deity and the sting



Heh, heh. This is one of the best of these Mr. Deity videos. Listen carefully, so you don't miss anything.

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Saturday, August 15, 2015

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Why I get depressed



OK, this is just a regular in Steve Shives' series of Five Stupid Things videos, but I like my title better.

Yeah, the hardest part is only picking five...

John Oliver: sex education



With Jon Stewart gone - and Steven Colbert, at least in his Colbert Report persona - at least we still have John Oliver.