Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The Far Left Side


No reason, I just thought this was funny. I've posted two other hilarious comics from The Far Left Side below the fold.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Contrary Brin

Science fiction author David Brin has a superb blog, always filled with thought-provoking ideas. But I thought that this one was particularly interesting, with some good examples of his "contrarian" thinking. It starts out talking about health care reform:

Okay, phew.  So it is done. Journalists call the Health Care Bill "epochal and transforming"... even though it merely (and gradually) tweaks what remains by far the most capitalistic and least "socialist" system in the industrial world.  Despite armageddon rhetoric, watch how quickly (I give it 4 years) Republicans will come to accept this status quo as motherhood and apple pie, as untouchable and sacred as Medicare and Social Security.

Just look at how they now view "don't ask don't tell."  A dozen years ago, the standard Republican cant pictured DADT as purely Satanic, a plot to destroy the US military.  Now, it is the established thing, to be defended, like all sacred traditions. Never let it be said that conservatives are inflexible.

This flexibility is displayed by their current ire toward a Health Care Bill that is, in fact,  basically the same as one that the same Republican's proposed as an alternative to the Clinton health care plan in 1993. 

OK, nothing too contrarian there. It's widely recognized that the recent health care reform bill was quite conservative, and indeed based on past Republican proposals (Mitt Romney's health care bill in Massachusetts, conservative think-tanks, and Republican proposals during the Clinton administration, when they were trying to scuttle health care reform then, too).

Liberal ideas were jettisoned in the hope of getting Republican support (and conservative Democratic support, since the Democratic Party includes a broad spectrum of political philosophies). Really, Democrats have been so eager to negotiate that they've been abandoning their own positions unilaterally. But Republicans simply won't negotiate, because the party is determined to see that this Congress and this Administration fail at everything they attempt, no matter what it might be.

But Brin soon moves on to more "counter-intuitive" facts:

Lest we forget -- George W. Bush and the GOP Congress passed Medicare Part D, an expansion of federal entitlement largesse that was easily as large as Obama's. Though with one crucial difference. The Democrats' new Health Insurance Bill was designed to add nothing to the federal deficit. In fact, it is revenue neutral and even promises some black ink.  The Republicans' Medicare B entitlement, in contrast, passed without a scintilla of provision for how to fund it. It simply said "bill our grandkids."

Of course, it is ironic how often facts run blatantly and diametrically opposite to common wisdom.  Take the absolute truth that Republicans talk a lot about being tough on illegal immigration... while their presidents always savagely cut border enforcement. (Reagan and both Bushes did it.) In contrast, Democratic presidents talk about immigrant rights and take care of immigrant kids... but they also double the active manpower of the Border Patrol. (Clinton did it and so has Obama.) It's an easily demonstrable fact that creates mind-blowing cognitive dissonance in dogmatists; try it some time!  Then have fun figuring out why the parties act this way!

The list of counter-intuitive facts goes on and on.  For example, all US Army brigades were "combat ready" under Clinton and none were under Bush. Or take the fact that  democrats inarguably "do" capitalism far better than republicans. The statistics -- on economic health, GDP growth, small business startups, market competition, budget balancing, de-regulation and dozens of other solid metrics -- make this abundantly clear; even though doctrinal delusion makes us ignore it.

When it comes to border enforcement, I suspect that the Republican Party wants illegal immigration. Partly, that's because businesses want it (it helps keep wages down). But more importantly, it's a hot-button issue for the party faithful. Keep the right-wing base riled up about the horrible menace of illegal immigration (this is really common here in Nebraska), and they'll work, vote, and donate as needed, without paying much attention to other things the GOP is doing. Well, irrational fear has served Republican politicians very well, so why kill the goose that lays the golden eggs? If they ended illegal immigration, they'd just have to find some other way to scare voters.

Anyway, according to Brin, this isn't a matter of a left-right divide, but rather of a "bipolar" American electorate. Democrats represent the manic side, always wanting to do something, while Republicans represent the depressive side. (Well, it's an unusual way of looking at Washington, isn't it? I'll continue with his examples on the next page.)

Bathynomus Giganteus


Look who wants his belly rubbed.  :)

It's a giant isopod, an ocean-dwelling crustacean, but I really don't have anything to say about it. I just liked the photo (from the NOAA VENTS Program via National Geographic, with a tip of the hat to Pharyngula).

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Two Worlds II Preview


Here's a preview of Two Worlds II which really makes the game sound intriguing. I played the original game, for awhile, and it was fun enough. It's a "real-time" single-character role-playing game (much like Oblivion), and I'm really bad at "real-time" combat. But like Oblivion, I could still have fun with it.

I could play as an archer, which I always like, and you could set traps, which is kind of neat. It was a lot of fun exploring the world. With care, you could take on enemies one at a time (running away for awhile, then stopping to shoot). If you were killed, you'd just resurrect at a nearby shrine. And the world was beautiful. I never did follow the main quest - I guess I didn't play that long - so I can't say anything about that.

Corpses that still held loot would never disappear, so you could teleport back and forth to shops until you'd sold everything. That seemed great at first (certainly, the easy teleportation was nice), but it really destroys your immersion in the gameworld. And Two Worlds had a weird system by which armor could be stacked to improve it, which would supposedly keep even low-level armor valuable later on.

It was a nice idea, but again, it ruined my immersion in the game. There were a lot of different kinds of armor and other equipment, and I kept a bunch of horses (which would stay indefinitely wherever you left them) as living chests to store everything, teleporting back to them with loot whenever I killed an enemy. Of course, you didn't have to do this, but it's hard to resist this sort of thing when the game design encourages it.

And horses were awkward to use, otherwise. (If you want a game that does horse-riding right, try Mount&Blade. Note that I haven't tried the new Warband standalone expansion that's just been released, but you can try the game before you buy it. And the original game is still available at their website, too, under the same shareware arrangement.)

Anyway, according to this review of Two Worlds II, the item-crafting features of the first game seem to have been tweaked a bit:

The player, through an enhanced version of the interesting item crafting system of the first game, can break down old, weaker equipment into their base elements (steel, leather, wool, etc.), which allows him to upgrade his current equipment in a much faster and efficient way than traditional RPGs’ method of selling armor to buy new armor. If there’s a certain piece of equipment the player likes, the item crafting system allows the player to continuously upgrade the item so that it can stay useful to the player for a long time.

Depending on how that's implemented, it could work a lot better than the original method (although I'd prefer the traditional method of just selling my old armor when I found something better). And it sounds like the game in general features even more customization options for the player than the first game. It's hard to say how this will work out - and whether or not the game will be playable by someone as inept as I am at this kind of combat - but it does sound interesting.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Fox "News" and the Former Half-Term Governor

I have to wonder if Fox News and Sarah Palin are actually trying to make themselves look ridiculous. I mean, really, could anything be sillier than this?

Josh Marshall noted last night, "It looks like Fox [News] has created the perfect interview show vehicle for Sarah Palin. An interview show based around her interviews with people she's never interviewed."

I thought he might be kidding. He wasn't.

...

It's almost farcical. Fox News announced that it would air a show called "Real American Stories" tonight, hosted by former half-term governor Sarah Palin. Promotional work for the program seems to have been deliberately misleading -- "several accounts" of the show "reported that Ms. Palin herself would be talking to the guests in the show."

A Fox News website, for example, said Palin "will kick off her new Fox News series with one of the most diverse guest lineups in memory.... The three very different guests will speak to Palin for her inaugural episode of 'American Stories ' on April 1st."

Except, they didn't "speak to Palin" at all. Fox News is taking old interview footage, and just repackaging it. Sarah Palin's guest list is made up of people who've never met Sarah Palin.

What in the world were they thinking???  Well, I suppose Fox was thinking that they'd give some exposure, some publicity, to their new protege, while also making money from her name recognition (thanks, John McCain, for this continuing farce). And Palin was probably thinking that this would make her seem knowledgeable, without actually requiring any knowledge, thinking-ability, or skill at interviewing. Oh, yeah, and it would rake in the cash for her, too.

Well, let's face it, none of this is likely to matter to their tea-bagging fans, is it? If you don't already realize that Sarah Palin is a joke and an embarrassment, no evidence will ever change your mind. And that goes double for Fox "News."

Another nice t-shirt!


I think I prefer the first design, but this is certainly a nice t-shirt, too. (It is, of course, paraphrasing Joe Biden's comment, which had his political opponents manufacturing fake outrage.)

Friday, April 2, 2010

Hutaree

There's been a lot in the news lately about Hutaree, that Christian militia which was planning terrorist attacks in Michigan. We've heard how they were preparing to battle the "Antichrist," then decided to attack policemen. But what struck me is how they expected the rest of America to join them, after their horrendous attack at a policeman's funeral, in a general uprising against the government.

Doesn't that seem bizarre? Why would they expect a terrorist attack - even one by Christians - to be welcomed by the rest of us? How in the world could they think that America was ready to rise up against our lawful government, democratically elected by the people? Of course, these gun-nuts can't be too bright, but still,... something must have given them reason to believe this.

Maybe it's because of the violent ranting we've been hearing all year from Fox News and other Republican leaders. It's not just the tea-bagger loonies, though they've certainly enjoyed plenty of media attention, too. No, it's the leadership of the GOP itself, in some cases approving this extremist rhetoric, and in other cases joining right in themselves. No less than John Boehner, House Minority Leader, claimed that passing the health care reform bill would lead to "Armageddon." Well, Armageddon is exactly what these terrorists were preparing for.

We hear loose talk about "tyranny" and "totalitarian tactics" (i.e. majority vote of our elected representatives). We've got "birthers" claiming that an impostor has stolen the presidency, half the nation claiming that our first black president is either Hitler or Stalin, and a full quarter of Republicans thinking that he might be the "Antichrist."

Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) claims that we have an "anti-American" president, and that she wants Minnesotans "armed and dangerous... because we need to fight back," that "having a revolution every now and then is a good thing." Sarah Palin has moved on from her "death panels" canard to targeting Democrats with crosshairs and urging her supporters to "reload." And do I even need to mention Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh?

So is it any wonder that a heavily-armed Christian militia expected all of America to rise up in support of their terrorist attack? The language used these days by political opponents of the Democratic Party, and of President Obama in particular, goes beyond the pale. It's not just lying - though there's more than enough of that, too - but actual incitement to violence. And it's no coincidence that violence is exactly what we're starting to see.

Agree or disagree on political matters, is this the kind of nation we want? Instead of the "loyal opposition," do we really want armed insurrection? Do you really think your president is "anti-American," a racist who "hates white people," or - Jebus help me - the Antichrist? Do you really think that passing a conservative health care reform bill through the majority vote of our elected representatives - and this an issue on which Democrats have campaigned for decades - is "tyranny"?

OK, so you lost the election in 2008. Get over it! It's not an excuse for violence. Democrats were out of power for 12 years in Congress and eight years in the White House, while the right-wing nearly destroyed our country, but you never heard any intimation that Republicans were traitors or should be shot - and certainly not from Democratic leaders.

Shame on the GOP for whipping up hysteria for political purposes. Shame on Fox News for whipping up hysteria for financial gain. And shame on the gullible little cowards who are letting themselves be manipulated like this. We used to be a brave people. What has happened to us?

Edit: Coincidentally, TPM has just posted their "top ten flare-ups of anti-government violence -- or threats of violence -- in the Obama era." Note that the recent rash of brick-throwing and other vandalism doesn't make the cut.

Teabonics



Here are photos of 67 hilarious signs, mostly seen at Tea Party rallies.

They all feature "creative" spelling or grammar.

This new dialect of the English language shall be known as "Teabonics."



Gummint Spies

Thursday, April 1, 2010

A Great Day



There are many interesting posts in the blogosphere today. Unfortunately, I don't really have the time to do them justice, though I can give an example or two.

Here's Ed Yong at Not Exactly Rocket Science describing another fascinating result of scientific research. Scientists have apparently discovered the gene, and the part of the brain, that make people gullible.

Scientists have discovered the part of the brain that makes people gullible, it was claimed today. The findings could have massive implications for treating the growing number of people who fall wide-eyed for sensationalist media reports. ...

When Morris studied individual neurons within the supra-credulus, he found that gullibility was associated with the activity of a single gene called WTF1. The less active it was, the more feckless people were. This fits with existing evidence, for faulty versions of WTF1 have already been linked to a higher risk of being Rickrolled and buying the Daily Mail. “You could say that gullibility is in your genes,” said Morris. “You’d be shatteringly wrong, but that wouldn’t matter to gullible people.”

I also want to note The Very Big Atheist Conference planned for 2011 (exact location and date still up in the air). Greta Christina has posted the schedule, and it really sounds great. Speaking of sounding great...

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Need Cheering Up?

(Read the rest of the cartoon here.)

There have been several funny events this week, and I suppose I should get them posted before April First, since they're all true.

First is Doc Thompson, guest hosting The Glenn Beck Program, claiming that the new tax on tanning beds is racist because dark-skinned people don't visit tanning salons! Yeah, we white people suffer so much discrimination, don't we? And in this case, apparently none of us more than John Boehner, House Minority Leader.



And where was Glenn Beck? Well, giving a talk at the University of Central Florida, where 53 cars were towed away after his fans parked in a fraternity parking lot. Apparently, pranksters put up signs indicating the private lot was "Event Parking."

OK, that's kind of a dirty trick, wasn't it? Then again, they were fans of Glenn Beck, so it's hard to feel too sympathetic. And maybe this will teach them not to be so gullible (not about falling for fake parking signs, but falling for complete lunatics like Beck).

Meanwhile, Fox News proudly ran a story the liberal media missed, the ironic death of a global warming activist who froze to death at the South Pole. Only maybe they should have checked the facts with Snopes.com first. As Snopes says, the source for this parody was a satirical website, the ecoEnquirer. Nice fact-checking, Fox! Next time, stick to reliable sources like The Onion.

And here's J. D. Shapiro, apologizing for writing the worst movie ever. Admittedly, he's got a good excuse, because he was trying to meet girls. And his apology is pretty funny, too:


Now, looking back at the movie with fresh eyes, I can't help but be strangely proud of it. Because out of all the sucky movies, mine is the suckiest.

In the end, did Scientology get me laid? What do you think? No way do you get any action by boldly going up to a woman and proclaiming, "I wrote Battlefield Earth!" If anything, I'm trying to figure out a way to bottle it and use it as birth control. I'll make a mint!

Hysteria and Demographics

In recent days, two columnists in the New York Times have made the point that demographics is behind the rage, the hysteria, the lunacy of the right-wing. I see it, too. It's in the racial slurs yelled by tea-baggers. It's in the "birthers," who refuse to admit that a black man is legitimately president. It's in Republicans who believe Barack Obama is a Muslim, a socialist, a terrorist, a communist, an "Arab," even the Anti-Christ. It's in the frenzy about illegal immigrants.

Here's Charles M. Blow:

The far-right extremists have gone into conniptions.

The bullying, threats, and acts of violence following the passage of health care reform have been shocking, but they’re only the most recent manifestations of an increasing sense of desperation.

It’s an extension of a now-familiar theme: some version of “take our country back.” The problem is that the country romanticized by the far right hasn’t existed for some time, and its ability to deny that fact grows more dim every day. President Obama and what he represents has jolted extremists into the present and forced them to confront the future. And it scares them.

Even the optics must be irritating. A woman (Nancy Pelosi) pushed the health care bill through the House. The bill’s most visible and vocal proponents included a gay man (Barney Frank) and a Jew (Anthony Weiner). And the black man in the White House signed the bill into law. It’s enough to make a good old boy go crazy.

There's clearly more to this frenzy than politics. It's fear that drives these people, fear of minorities, fear of becoming a minority in America, fear that their mythical Ozzie & Harriet version of America is gone for good. Fox News and other Republican leaders have been pushing this fear for years. Well, it helped them take the South, and it's given them a formidable base. And these days, they have nothing to offer America but fear. For any political problem, they just naturally reach for fear. It's become a habit, as well as a necessity.

And the people they're targeting, white conservative Christians, often elderly and poorly educated, are terrified that they won't be able to compete in the modern world. Like fearful people everywhere, they look for a scapegoat,... and the GOP is happy to oblige. But will it work over the long-term?

A Quinnipiac University poll released on Wednesday took a look at the Tea Party members and found them to be just as anachronistic to the direction of the country’s demographics as the Republican Party. For instance, they were disproportionately white, evangelical Christian and “less educated ... than the average Joe and Jane Six-Pack.” This at a time when the country is becoming more diverse (some demographers believe that 2010 could be the first year that most children born in the country will be nonwhite), less doctrinally dogmatic, and college enrollment is through the roof. The Tea Party, my friends, is not the future.

Frank Rich makes much the same point. He compares the hysteria these days with what followed the passage of the 1964 Civil Rights Act, which outlawed segregation. There was opposition to Social Security in 1935 and to Medicare in 1965, but it was nothing like what resulted from giving black people civil rights.

The apocalyptic predictions then, like those about health care now, were all framed in constitutional pieties, of course. Barry Goldwater, running for president in ’64, drew on the counsel of two young legal allies, William Rehnquist and Robert Bork, to characterize the bill as a “threat to the very essence of our basic system” and a “usurpation” of states’ rights that “would force you to admit drunks, a known murderer or an insane person into your place of business.” Richard Russell, the segregationist Democratic senator from Georgia, said the bill “would destroy the free enterprise system.” David Lawrence, a widely syndicated conservative columnist, bemoaned the establishment of “a federal dictatorship.” Meanwhile, three civil rights workers were murdered in Philadelphia, Miss.

America has moved on since then. We're a much different country these days. But there are a lot of people who are still unhappy that white men aren't automatically on top anymore. And this economic collapse (ironically, brought to us by right-wing Republicans, not liberal Democrats) is making them even more frightened and insecure. It's not the rather conservative health care reform bill that's got so many people going off the rails, nor the way it passed Congress by majority vote of our elected representatives. This hysteria has deeper reasons.

But the explanation is plain: the health care bill is not the main source of this anger and never has been. It’s merely a handy excuse. The real source of the over-the-top rage of 2010 is the same kind of national existential reordering that roiled America in 1964.

In fact, the current surge of anger — and the accompanying rise in right-wing extremism — predates the entire health care debate. The first signs were the shrieks of “traitor” and “off with his head” at Palin rallies as Obama’s election became more likely in October 2008. Those passions have spiraled ever since — from Gov. Rick Perry’s kowtowing to secessionists at a Tea Party rally in Texas to the gratuitous brandishing of assault weapons at Obama health care rallies last summer to “You lie!” piercing the president’s address to Congress last fall like an ominous shot.

If Obama’s first legislative priority had been immigration or financial reform or climate change, we would have seen the same trajectory. The conjunction of a black president and a female speaker of the House — topped off by a wise Latina on the Supreme Court and a powerful gay Congressional committee chairman — would sow fears of disenfranchisement among a dwindling and threatened minority in the country no matter what policies were in play. It’s not happenstance that Frank, Lewis and Cleaver — none of them major Democratic players in the health care push — received a major share of last weekend’s abuse. When you hear demonstrators chant the slogan “Take our country back!,” these are the people they want to take the country back from.

They can’t. Demographics are avatars of a change bigger than any bill contemplated by Obama or Congress. The week before the health care vote, The Times reported that births to Asian, black and Hispanic women accounted for 48 percent of all births in America in the 12 months ending in July 2008. By 2012, the next presidential election year, non-Hispanic white births will be in the minority. The Tea Party movement is virtually all white. The Republicans haven’t had a single African-American in the Senate or the House since 2003 and have had only three in total since 1935. Their anxieties about a rapidly changing America are well-grounded.

In the long-run, they can't win. We are a diverse country these days, and becoming more diverse all the time. Women are solidly in the workforce now, and in fact, they're becoming better educated than men. Blacks and Hispanics won't go back to segregation and blatant discrimination. Gays and lesbians are out of the closet. Even atheists like me are becoming more outspoken and assertive. This is our country too!

So, in the long-run, they can't win. But in the short-run, they can do a lot of damage.


After the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was passed, some responsible leaders in both parties spoke out to try to put a lid on the resistance and violence. The arch-segregationist Russell of Georgia, concerned about what might happen in his own backyard, declared flatly that the law is “now on the books.” Yet no Republican or conservative leader of stature has taken on Palin, Perry, Boehner or any of the others who have been stoking these fires for a good 17 months now. Last week McCain even endorsed Palin’s “reload” rhetoric.

Are these politicians so frightened of offending anyone in the Tea Party-Glenn Beck base that they would rather fall silent than call out its extremist elements and their enablers? Seemingly so, and if G.O.P. leaders of all stripes, from Romney to Mitch McConnell to Olympia Snowe to Lindsey Graham, are afraid of these forces, that’s the strongest possible indicator that the rest of us have reason to fear them too.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Child Vampire Hunters and Comic Books

(photo by David C. Laurie)

Here's an interesting story from the BBC about an incident in Scotland in 1954. It starts as a police constable is called to a Glasgow cemetery:

Hundreds of children aged from four to 14, some of them armed with knives and sharpened sticks, were patrolling inside the historic graveyard.

They were, they told the bemused constable, hunting a 7ft tall vampire with iron teeth who had already kidnapped and eaten two local boys. ...

There were no records of any missing children in Glasgow at the time, and media reports of the incident began to search for the origins of the urban myth that had gripped the city.

Politicians, churches, and the media blamed American horror comics, although there was no real evidence for that:

The blame was quickly laid at the door of American comic books with chilling titles such as Tales From The Crypt and The Vault of Horror, whose graphic images of terrifying monsters were becoming increasingly popular among Scottish youngsters.

These comics, so the theory went, were corrupting the imaginations of children and inflaming them with fear of the unknown.

A few dissenting academics pointed out there was no mention of a creature matching the description of the Gorbals Vampire in any of these comics.

There was, however, a monster with iron teeth in the Bible (Daniel 7.7) and in a poem taught in local schools.

But their voices were drowned out in the media and political frenzy that was by now demanding action to be taken to prevent even more young minds from being "polluted" by the "terrifying and corrupt" comic books.

The government responded to the clamour by introducing the Children and Young Persons (Harmful Publications) Act 1955 which, for the first time, specifically banned the sale of magazines and comics portraying "incidents of a repulsive or horrible nature" to minors. ...

Mr Smith said it had been common for naughty children in the area to be threatened with the Iron Man - a local equivalent of the Bogeyman - by their exasperated parents.

Neither Mr Smith or Mr Sanderson [who had been two of the children involved] had televisions in their homes at the time, and neither had ever seen a horror movie or read a horror comic.

This was hysteria, but not just that. There were people - the article mentions an "unlikely alliance of teachers, communists and Christians" - just looking for an excuse for this crusade.


Mr [Barry] Forshaw added: "It was a perfect fit. Here was a campaign that was looking for things to justify itself, and then this event happens.

"It is ironic that the moral furore began in Scotland, where the comics could not have been more safe."

Unsustainable Fishing

 (bluefin tuna photo from Greenpeace via this site)

Earlier, I noted an article about red grouper, how scientists had discovered their constructive role in ocean ecosystems. When we over-fish red grouper, we don't just damage populations of that fish, we affect an entire community of creatures.

Of course, fishing interests objected. Right now, we're over-fishing pretty much everything, and if we stop, some people will lose their livelihoods. That's true. But if we continue, fisheries will collapse and everyone will lose - for years and years. So it's a no-brainer, right? Surely everyone realizes we must bite the bullet and start managing our fisheries so they're sustainable, with rebuilt populations and healthy ecosystems.

No, not at all. We're talking about human beings here, so of course we're less concerned about disaster in the future than our own pocketbooks right now. But I came across a couple of articles that show some of what we've lost already.

Cod are one species that used to be abundant, before they were over-fished. And they used to be much larger than those left alive today. I thought this excerpt from an article in The Boston Globe was interesting:


University of New Hampshire researchers studying 19th century schooner logbooks — some smudged with cod oil from the fingerprints of the Yankee skippers who kept them — established that New England fishermen landed 20 times more cod in 1860 than commercial fleets catch today.

“Even farther back, in early Colonial times, cod were so thick they would sometimes stop a vessel dead in the water,’’ said the UNH’s Karen Alexander, coordinator for the Gulf of Maine Cod Project. “It’s clear, when you pore through the archives, that commercial species were not only more abundant, they were physically bigger.’’

Meaner, too. Alexander cited a terse (and ungrammatical) 1866 log entry by Beverly fishing captain Samuel Wilson: “Rugh weather but plenty of fish [I] took a man’s foot out of a large codfish.’’

Unfortunately, even where cod fishing has been halted entirely, populations don't seem to be rebuilding very well. Removing one species almost entirely from an ecosystem tends to affect the whole ecology. These aren't just living things we're affecting, but living communities.

Incidentally, that article, which describes a new census of sea life, talks about some interesting discoveries from that, too:

Among other things, they have found tubeworms that imbibe crude oil; a crustacean so shaggy it might be answering a casting call for Broadway’s “Hair’’; and a sort of singles cafe for sharks where great whites cruise hungrily for sex.
I talk about other articles - and other species - below the fold.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Nebula Award Short Story Nominees

Each year, the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America (SFWA) give a Nebula Award to the best science fiction/fantasy of the previous year, in several categories. (This is the main rival to the Hugo Awards, which are chosen by members of the World Science Fiction Society.) Note only mild spoilers below - mostly just descriptions of the plot.

Of the six short stories nominated this year, five are freely available online (scroll to the bottom of this page for all the links), including the clear best, IMHO, "Bridesicle" by Will McIntosh. A woman wakes, able to move only her face, and it turns out she died, was frozen, and is now in a dating room, where she must interest a man enough that he'll pay to revive her. (Thus, the title.)

It's a creepy story, rather scary (I could just imagine the feeling of helplessness), and quite good. As I say, this is easily my favorite of the nominees. But then, I was quite disappointed in the general caliber of story this year. There were really only two or three stories I liked at all.

The second was "Non-Zero Probabilities" by N. K. Jemisin. Probability has gone nuts in New York City. If there's a chance in a million that something will happen, it will happen. And New Yorkers like Adele have learned to adapt by practicing every kind of superstition. It's a cute little story. Maybe I wouldn't have picked it for a Nebula Award, but then, I'm generally biased against fantasies. It's worth reading, at least.

I probably expected too much from "Going Deep" by James Patrick Kelly, since I was hoping for another "Think Like a Dinosaur," his 1995 Hugo Award-winning novelette. What I got was OK, but nothing special. A 13-year-old girl on the Moon is struggling with adolescence, including the arrival of her mother, a spacer whom she's never met. And with her genes, there's always the possibility of "going deep." I won't explain what that means, since it will give away the ending. And I did (mildly) like the ending, too,... but I just didn't think the story was special. I've only read three other stories by Kelly, but I liked them all a lot better than this one.

Next is "Hooves and the Hovel of Abdel Jameela" by Saladin Ahmed. This is pure fantasy, set in a Muslim caliphate. Visiting a small village, a young doctor - a lovesick courtier - is asked to help an old hermit and his shy wife. OK, I said I'm biased against fantasies, but I have to ask,... what's the point of this story? I can't imagine why this was nominated for a Nebula Award.

And I can't imagine why "Spar" by Kij Johnson was nominated, either. After a collision in space, a woman is pulled into an alien lifecraft where she and a slimy, cilia-covered creature continuously... fuck. (The first line basically describes the whole story: In the tiny lifeboat, she and the alien fuck endlessly, relentlessly.) It really makes no sense at all. I kept hoping for a really good ending, but I was sadly disappointed in that.

The last story, "I Remember the Future" by Michael A. Burstein, is the only one not available free online. However, there's a sale at DriveThruSciFi.com where you can buy a PDF of his collection, I Remember the Future, which includes that story - along with 14 others, most of them Hugo and Nebula Award nominees - for only ONE DOLLAR. What a buy, huh? But I have no idea how long the sale will last.

And unfortunately, I didn't like the story. But to tell why, I really need to talk about how it ended. Since there are real spoilers here, I'll put the rest of this below the fold.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Political Poll

I just received a call from a polling firm that was kind of interesting. The poll seemed to be underwritten by opponents of my current state senator, Danielle Conrad, and I thought the questions were telling.

For one thing, the questions were all black and white. To fix Nebraska's budget gap, you had to choose only one option. You couldn't, for example, choose a combination of cutting non-essential programs and raising some taxes. No, it was all very simplistic.

You could claim to be a "fiscal conservative," a "social conservative," both, or neither. Moderates and liberals were apparently lumped together. Of course, I have a problem with all questions like this. In a rational world, many of my positions would be very conservative. (How is supporting fundamental principles of the U.S. Constitution not "conservative"? How is conservation not "conservative"? How is caution about changing the atmosphere of our planet, unless we know for certain it won't cause problems, not "conservative"?)

Although I disagree with Democrats about many things, I disagree with Republicans about everything. I guess that makes me a flaming liberal these days. Well, that's a subject for another post.

The poll asked for my religious affiliation, and there was no way to choose "none." I guess you're just assumed to have a religion, at least here in Nebraska.

As I say, the poll seemed to be undertaken by opponents of my current state senator. Although Nebraska's Unicameral is officially non-partisan, unofficially it's anything but. Danielle Conrad is a Democrat, and her opponent, Chad Wright is a Republican. (Most likely, I suppose either he or the Republican Party paid for this poll.)

I thought it was weird, because the poll looked at what might be effective negatives against Sen. Conrad (notably, her drunk driving convictions), but not interested at all in positive feelings about her opponent. Basically, they didn't care what I thought about Wright, although they did ask who I'd vote for if the election were held today. But it seemed clearly to be setting up the usual negative campaigning we almost always see these days (and no "almost" about it when it comes to Republicans).

As it turned out, I already knew about her DUI convictions, and I thought that Conrad handled the situation poorly (certainly in a political sense). On the other hand, I've heard her speak in the Unicameral, and I thought she did a great job - knowledgeable, clear, and thoughtful. But I know that relatively few of her constituents will have heard that sort of thing, and they'll all hear about her trouble with alcohol. Well, the poll didn't want to hear about any positive feelings for her, anyway.

OK, this is politics, but does it have to be this way?

Fear and Loathing in Farmville

For gamers, here's an interesting post by Soren Johnson that's something of a follow-up to my previous post, Design Outside the Box. Apparently, the 2010 Game Developers Conference was pretty well obsessed with Facebook (if you're wondering, Farmville is a Facebook game). The sheer number of potential players - and the potential profit - has a lot of these people salivating.

And among computer game developers, it appears that there's considerable conflict between people focused on making as much money as possible and people who really want to make a good game. Many of the latter are angry that their passion for games is threatened by unethical "suits." In fact, Johnson calls Jesse Schell's presentation, that I noted before, his "now infamous DICE talk." But he does recognize some advantages to the Facebook model.

The irony is that Facebook games typically share four characteristics that really do promise great things for both gamers and designers:
  • True friends list:  Gaming can now happen exclusively within the context of one’s actual friends. Multiplayer games no longer suffer from the Catch-22 of requiring friends to be fun while new players always start the game without friends.
  • Free-to-play business model:  New players need not shell out $60 to join the crowd. Consumers don’t like buying multiplayer games unless they know that their friends are all going to buy the game as well. Free-to-play removes that friction.
  • Persistent, asynchronous play:  Finding time to play with one’s real friends is difficult, especially for working, adult gamers. Asynchronous mechanics, however, let gamers play at their own pace and with their own friends, not strangers who happen to be online at the same time.
  • Metrics-based iteration:  Retail games are developed in a vacuum, with designers working by gut instinct. Further, games get only one launch, a single chance to succeed. Most developers would love, instead, to iterate quickly on genuine, live feedback.

Facebook doesn't interest me, nor do multiplayer games of any kind. But that's the way the industry seems to be heading. And I still find this all very interesting.

As BioWare’s Ray Muzyka put it during a panel on connected gaming, ultimately all decisions are made with a goal to make money, but the goal may be short-term revenue (“can we sell more blue hats tomorrow?”) or long-term growth (“does our community believe in what we are doing? are we creating life-long fans?”). The successes will not come from open conflict between design and business but from developers who internalize the tension and attack the problem holistically.

I have to admit my own reservations about this transformation; game design itself simply might be not as much fun as it used to be. I cannot easily sum up how enjoyable brainstorming a game is during the early, heady days of blue skies and distant deadlines. With a release-early-and-iterate mentality, these days are now over, for good. Games will no longer be a manifestation of an individual’s (or a team’s) pure imagination and, instead, will grow out of the murky grey area between developers and players. The designer-as-auteur ideal is perhaps incompatible with this model, but I believe the best game designers are the ones willing to “get dirty” – to engage fully with a community to discover which ideas actually work and which ones were simply wishful thinking. Loss of control is never fun, but as Sid [Meiers] is fond of saying, the player should be the one having the fun, after all, not the designer.

And, of course, there are still the Indie developers, creating a great variety of different games,... and mainly just because they love games. Few of these people are going to get rich, and they know it. With the Internet, marketing and distributing a game is a lot easier than it used to be. So I guess I'm less concerned with this obsession with Facebook than I might otherwise be.

Breeding tiny flying syringes

(photo found here)

Some Japanese researchers have genetically engineered mosquitoes so they'll deliver vaccines when they bite. As this article in Science magazine says, it's probably "unworkable but very cool."

Mosquitoes inject a bit of their saliva with every bite (which keeps the blood from clotting), so these researchers added a compound to the saliva which will create an immune response in the host. They've even created mosquitoes that carry a "candidate malaria vaccine." Then, every bite is like a tiny vaccination. And presumably, the mosquitoes would breed true.

Cool, indeed! So why is it unworkable?

There's a huge variation in the number of mosquito bites one person received compared with the next, so people exposed to the transgenic mosquitoes would get vastly different doses of the vaccine; it would be a bit like giving some people one measles jab and others 500 of them. No regulatory agency would sign off on that,... Releasing the mosquitoes would also mean vaccinating people without their informed consent, an ethical no-no. [Shigeto] Yoshida concedes that the mosquito would be "unacceptable" as a human vaccine-delivery mechanism.

Too bad, huh? Admittedly, mosquitoes would still be just as annoying, but maybe not so dangerous.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Going Insane

Are we, as a nation, going insane? Look at the lunacy from the right-wing these days, the hysteria, and the complete absence of shame. From bringing assault rifles to political events, to "death panels," to blatant, virulent racism, to claims of "global Armageddon" in passing a rather conservative health care reform bill,... the insanity is just growing and growing.

And where are the rational people who'll stem this tide? Certainly not at Fox News, which is making money hand over fist pushing the worst of it. Certainly not in leadership positions in the GOP, where everyone is apparently terrified of not being loony enough. And maybe for good reason. John McCain has been running to the right just as fast as his old legs can carry him, but he's struggling to get far enough fast enough to suit the loonies. (He's even had to bring in Sarah Palin to boost his popularity with the tea-baggers.) And David Frum was just fired for daring to suggest that the right-wing has gone too far.

This is the French Revolution all over again. Leaders in the early years of the revolution eventually found themselves heading to the guillotine for being too moderate. Well, when extremists lead, no one can ever be extreme enough. Leaders jump to the front of the mob to avoid being overrun. If you hesitate, if you express caution or concern that the movement is going too far, you're denounced as a traitor, an appeaser,... a moderate! Fanaticism feeds on itself in this way. The most fanatic lead, when all the lemmings head in the same direction.

Friday, March 26, 2010

No You Can't



That's John Boehner, Republican from Ohio and the House Minority Leader, in case you were wondering. Yelling is about all Republicans seem to accomplish these days. Well, and lying, of course.