Saturday, September 22, 2012

Rush Limbaugh blames feminists for his tiny penis

Of course, Rush Limbaugh blames feminists for everything, but... don't you think this is getting a little personal?

Quite frankly, the very last thing I want to think about is Rush Limbaugh's penis!
So no matter how much I may revile the conservative broadcaster, I think I should take this moment to express our condolences to Rush, lest we be the happy men who neither see nor hear others in their time of illness and misfortune…
"I think it's feminism. If it's tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male's] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years [ago] — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else. Give them time and they'll blame Bush. But air pollution versus feminazis? Ha!"

Limbaugh was referring to an Italian study which purported to show a 10% decline in penis size over a 50 year period and laid the blame on weight gain around the waist, alcohol consumption, smoking, stress and environmental pollutants. None of which are problems for Limbaugh, of course. In his case, it was definitely the Teeny Weenie committee of the National Organization for Women that's causing shrinkage.

But no matter who or what is ultimately responsible, let's keep Rush in our thoughts as he goes through this difficult time.

Obviously, in Limbaugh's case, it couldn't be weight gain, alcohol consumption, or smoking, right? And what could he have to be stressed about? (Oh, yeah, his tiny penis.)

But is it really "feminazis" casting magic spells on his private parts? Maybe it's just shrinkage:



Stay out of the pool, Rush (please, please, stay out of the gene pool) and you might be ready for your fifth wife (I see you're doing your part to 'defend marriage') any time now.

GOP guide to voter ID laws



Seems easy enough, doesn't it?  :)

Homer Simpson votes



Funny and plausible, huh?  :)

Friday, September 21, 2012

Barack Obama, internal and external



I love Barack Obama's thoughtful, intelligent response here. This is why I vote for him. (Well, and because the Republicans are completely batshit crazy, of course.)

But much as I like that, I kind of like this translation, too:


Is this what Barack Obama is really thinking? Probably not. But it's what I'd be thinking, if I were in his shoes, I suspect. :)

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Mitt Romney introduces himself to America

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So, Mitt Romney is rebooting his campaign. And how is that different from shaking the Etch-A-Sketch one more time? Romney has been nothing but reboots, hasn't he?

But anyway, regarding that leaked video, regarding those 'gaffes,' will this actually hurt him? Keep in mind that no one will be voting for Romney anyway unless they're white, far right-wing, and - as Rick Santorum might put it - not particularly bright.

I mean, which votes will he actually lose?

Republicans never look at themselves in these comparisons. Do you really think his elderly white supporters, all on Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and/or VA health care, think of themselves as sucking on the government teat, even though they may no longer pay federal income tax?

Of course not! Hey, I've heard them. Romney just means those black - excuse me, 'urban' - welfare queens, right?

Do you think this is going to keep poor, completely faith-based, evangelical Christians from voting for him? They might not make enough to pay income taxes, but this is a matter of God vs the Anti-Christ, isn't it? Besides, as I say, they'll never think that Romney means them - not the salt-of-the-Earth, deeply Christian, white, small-town America.

Mitt Romney doesn't seem to be backing away from this, and I think that's because his campaign doesn't see any downside from it. I mean, if you're already thinking of voting for Romney, what part of this will bother you - especially since almost none of his supporters will apply it to themselves anyway, whether they always pay income tax or not? (I'll point out that fewer people pay income taxes in an economic collapse, because fewer people are making much money.)

Keep in mind that Romney's supporters are OK with even more tax cuts for the wealthy, despite the record-breaking deficits that gave us during the Bush administration. So this video clip is going to bother them? I can't imagine that it will make any difference at all. No one whose mindset is based on reason and evidence was going to be voting for Romney anyway.

But for chuckles, here's Stephen Colbert's take on it:

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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

No smart people allowed!



Sure, you've already seen this a couple of times - Rick Santorum's admission that smart people will never vote Republican - but I know you wanted to see Cenk Uygur's take on it, didn't you?

I know I did.

And remember how the Republican Party wanted to eliminate critical thinking in Texas schools? Kids were supposed to come out of school believing exactly what they did when they entered it.

I guess, for Republicans, varsity football is the only reason schools exist at all, since children aren't supposed to actually learn anything there. Of course, I guess that explains why Texans vote Republican, doesn't it? It's a vicious circle. Ignorance breeds ignorance.

"The Fall of Sirius" by Wil McCarthy

(cover image from Amazon.com)

The Fall of Sirius (1996) is the sequel to Wil McCarthy's Aggressor Six, which I loved. But this book is set 2,000 years later, in a different star system, with completely different characters.

It's not at all a clone of the first book, though I enjoyed this one, too. (And I still think you should read Aggressor Six first. Note that I'll try to avoid giving spoilers here.)

"The first thing the monster saw when she opened her eyes was a man leaning over her." That's the first line in the book, and the 'monster' is Malyene Andreivne, the very-human heroine of the story.

She thinks of herself as a monster - or, perhaps, a potential monster - because her father had been a serial killer. She'd always loved him. She'd always been proud to be so much like him. But then, when she was 15 or so, her father was caught, tried, and executed for raping and killing dozens of children.

This is all backstory that comes out as the book continues, and it really has nothing to do with the main plot here. But it made Malye who she was - and now, 2,000 years later, who she is, when she wakes in a completely different world. And who Malye is matters.

2,000 years previously, the Sirius star system had been the first to be attacked by the genocidal 'Waister' fleet. Everyone else was killed, but through sheer determination, Malye succeeded in getting herself and her two children into cryostasis. Through incredible good luck, they and a handful of other people, frozen in a hospital facility, survived the attack and the centuries afterwards.

The first part of this book alternates between chapters from that earlier period in Malye's life and those describing what's happening now, as she's revived by green-haired, gray-skinned humanoids. They turn out to be human beings who've made themselves and their society as much like the alien Waisters as they could (like the Aggressor Six teams of the previous book).

They've recolonized the Sirius system - now called 'Gate' - partly to be as close as possible to the aliens (their stated goal is to eventually act as translators and intermediaries) and partly because they weren't accepted by the vast majority of normal humans, who still live in the Suzerainty, far away.

But now, the Waister fleet is returning. And from everything the Gateans know about them, that makes no sense. It shouldn't be happening.

The Gateans revived Malye and the others in the hope that those earlier people might have some knowledge they lack. But the Sirius system was the first to be destroyed by the Waisters, and they know absolutely nothing about them.

So Malye and her children, along with a handful of other people who've lost everyone they ever knew, have been revived into a completely alien world, among people who aren't really human any more. And it seems likely that they've been saved only to quickly die in a second Waister attack.

Like the first book, this is about aliens. The theme here is similar to that of Aggressor Six, the struggle to understand aliens. But some of these aliens are human in origin. And Malye herself isn't entirely sure of her own humanity.

It's an excellent book, a very quick read, easily holding my attention right from the start. And there are developments I didn't see coming, events that made the whole thing seem real, rather than just a story. It was easy to suspend my disbelief.

I don't want to compare it to Aggressor Six, because that's setting the bar really high. And they're different enough to make comparisons difficult. But I did enjoy it. If you liked the previous book, you'll definitely want to read this one.

A great place to start - and to end

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I blogged about this on Saturday, but I was still glad to see Stephen Colbert's take on it. Yes, giving Rick Santorum a microphone is a great place to start, if you plan to appeal only to dumb people.

However, I really don't think the Republican Party has been trying to appeal to smart people for a long time now.

More hypocrisy on the right

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I enjoy seeing Jon Stewart exposing the hypocrisy of the right like this. And heck, it's just constant. Note his very similar video clip just ten days ago.

I'm with Jon Stewart: "I can't tell if these guys are cynical, clueless, or in denial." I'd bet on cynical, but I wouldn't rule out clueless and in denial, too.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

The repeal of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'



I like Cenk Uygur's final comment here: "So, once again - shockingly - conservatives a hundred percent wrong. Nicely done."

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Only the dumb people are on their side



Well, Rick Santorum finally said something I can agree with, that they'll never have the smart people on their side.

He's speaking here at the "Values Voter Summit" (as if the rest of us didn't have "values"), and he's right. They've only got the ignorant, the gullible, the dumb on their side. But he doesn't go far enough. He doesn't wonder why that is.

Of course, the Rick Santorums of this world will never consider the possibility that they could be wrong. Only smart people do that. The ignorant, the gullible, the dumb just follow along like sheep, convinced that their own beliefs must be correct.

I do object to his claiming "the family" for himself. But as he uses it, that's just code for superstition and bigotry, anyway. He's welcome to "the church" (but ask them which church and see the fighting begin.) And when he claims they'll never have the media on their side, he's just lying. One look at Fox 'News' will tell you that.

But he's right about the smart people. The smart people, the knowledgeable people, the rational people will never be on his side. That's because he's wrong.

You know, when you admit that you've only got dumb people on your side, you've got to be really dumb not to see a problem with that!

Friday, September 14, 2012

Romney smiles at his good fortune


OK, I had to see this to believe it. Look at the expression on Romney's face (you might have to click on the image to enlarge it) after he takes political advantage of American deaths.

I got this at Addicting Info, and Justin Rosario expresses my outrage, too:
This is Mitt Romney immediately after giving his poorly thought out statement to the press blaming the Obama administration for “sympathiz(ing) with those who waged the attacks.” Notice anything odd about him? Does that look like a man who just expressed disgust at the loss of American lives in Libya? Does he look disturbed that the President of the United States is supposedly taking the side of the Libyan rioters that killed them? Is that the face of a man who feels the weight of the responsibility of leadership in times of crises?

Not even a little.

This is the smile of a man who thinks he just landed a roundhouse in a political boxing match. This is the smile of a man who is using the death of Americans to score cheap political points. This is the smile of a man who couldn’t keep a smirk off his face long enough to be in private over his supposed “victory” that has turned into a debacle. This is the smile of a man who, literally, cares more about his campaign than the death of an American ambassador and several of his staff.

It’s one thing for the left to say that Mitt Romney is cold and indifferent to other people’s suffering. It’s quite another to see him smiling over how useful the deaths of others has been to him.

I commented about this yesterday (and posted the text of our embassy's original statement this morning). Romney used the occasion of an attack on America to advance his own ambition, lying about both the substance of that statement and its timing (since it took place before the criminal attack on our embassy staff, when diplomats were merely trying to calm the situation).

And this was his expression after doing such a foul, deceitful, unpatriotic deed. Does he look like a man who's unhappy at the loss of American lives? Or does he look like the cat who swallowed a canary, pleased at how well those deaths are working for him?

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This is probably not safe for work, I'm guessing. :)

Respect the religion of peace


This cartoon would be funnier if the situation weren't so tragic. But there are a couple of things to keep in mind.

First, this isn't all Muslims. These were extremists, and there are extremists in pretty much every religion. Heck, there are extremist atheists, for that matter. It's just bigotry to tar everyone with the same brush.

Look at Libyans demonstrating in the street, denouncing the people who attacked our embassy and killed Americans.


When bigots assume that all Muslims are alike - or all of any group, for that matter - that benefits the extremists. When you treat ordinary Muslims like terrorists, you don't strengthen the moderates among them. Just the reverse, in fact. You just end up showing them that they can't get a fair deal from Christians.

Of course, I'm not a Christian. And I'm sure this cartoon would offend many Muslims. But that's the other part of this. You don't have the right not to be offended. Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Religion mean that you might hear or see something offensive. Tough! After all, Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Religion work in your favor, too.

You want offensive? Check out my next post. But the appropriate response to offensive speech is more speech. And if your speech is also offensive to some - perhaps unintentionally, perhaps not - well, at least we've got a dialogue going. It's a lot better than mutual murder, don't you think?

Right now, we've got a presidential campaign here in America, and one candidate chose to use the murder of American diplomats for personal political gain. Indeed, Mitt Romney is even lying about the sequence of events. At the same time, he's saying pretty much exactly what the Obama administration is saying - and was saying, even before the attacks:
Romney said that the film is clearly legal under the Constitution.

“Of course, we have a First Amendment, and under the First Amendment, people are allowed to do what they feel they want to do,” he said. “They have the right to do that, but it’s not right to do things that are of the nature of what was done by, apparently this film.”

The Republican nominee also condemned Florida pastor Terry Jones, whose burning of a Koran sparked deadly attacks abroad in 2011, for promoting the film.

“I think the whole film is a terrible idea,” he said. “I think him making it, promoting it showing it is disrespectful to people of other faiths. I don’t think that should happen. I think people should have the common courtesy and judgment —- the good judgment — not to be — not to offend other peoples’ faiths. It’s a very bad thing, I think, this guy’s doing.”

Romney’s comments denouncing the film while simultaneously standing up for freedom of speech were nearly identical to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s statements in the wake of the deadly attacks on Libya and Egypt (although it is not yet clear in Libya how much the film contributed towards the crisis).

Clinton called the film “disgusting and reprehensible” on Thursday, but also called on national and religious leaders around the world to denounce violence in response to it. She added that in America, “we do not stop individual citizens from expressing their views no matter how distasteful they may be.”

Now, here's the original statement from our embassy in Cairo, the one that Romney claims to be an "apology" to the embassy attackers - even though it was issued before the attacks:
The Embassy of the United States in Cairo condemns the continuing efforts by misguided individuals to hurt the religious feelings of Muslims — as we condemn efforts to offend believers of all religions. Today, the 11th anniversary of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the United States, Americans are honoring our patriots and those who serve our nation as the fitting response to the enemies of democracy. Respect for religious beliefs is a cornerstone of American democracy. We firmly reject the actions by those who abuse the universal right of free speech to hurt the religious beliefs of others.

How does that differ from what Romney himself says? And as I noted, that was issued before the attacks, in an attempt to calm the waters. Obviously, that's what diplomats do. That's the whole point of diplomacy.

(Of course, the Obama administration has disavowed it, because... well, because Democratic politicians have no spine at all. We all know that. One complaint from Fox 'News' and they all grovel on the ground in apology.

(But note that they don't apologize to America's enemies. And they don't apologize to terrorists. Ask Osama bin Laden about that, why don't you? Barack Obama might be a timid politician, always bending over backward to appease Republicans, but he's sure as hell not timid in America's foreign policy! You can ask al-Qaeda about that, if you can find one of their leaders still alive.)

My point is, not only is Mitt Romney lying about what happened, he's lying about the content of the statement, too. Look at it yourself. And again, that was issued before our embassy was attacked and our people were murdered.

Now me, I'm not a diplomat. It's not my job to calm hurt feelings, and I don't mind offending people. Well, if you've read much of this blog, you'll know that. But the fact is, that anti-Muslim film was a deliberate attempt to provoke just this kind of reaction (just like when Pastor Jones made such a big deal about burning a Koran).

There are religious nuts on both sides who have the same goal - to promote violence, to incite hatred, to encourage a holy war between Christians and Muslims. I have no problem denouncing that, even though violence is not an appropriate response anyway. Deliberately inciting a riot is wrong, and it remains wrong even though actually rioting is even worse.

But "Muslims" didn't riot and murder our American diplomats, people did. If a Christian committed a murder, would you blame all Christians? Even if he did it for religious motives? You might point out the dangers of faith-based thinking - I certainly would - but you wouldn't lump all Christians together as murderers. So why lump all Muslims together now?

One of the problems in Libya and other majority-Muslim nations is that their citizens have never lived in a society where it's safe to have unpopular beliefs. They've never really experienced free speech.

Of course, many of them understand the idea - the internet is nearly everywhere - but riots are led by people who want to cause riots. They're not spontaneous. There's almost always a political and/or religious motive behind them, and they're just looking for an excuse.

Still, we need to keep explaining Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Religion. Just because you get your feelings hurt, that's not a valid excuse for violence. Besides, modern democracies can't do anything about it, anyway. Individual speech is protected in our Constitution, and so is individual freedom of conscience.

And Muslims, note that Christian religions have done very, very well in America under these conditions. Christians get their feelings hurt, too (as I say, take a look at my next post), and I'm sure they don't like it. But all the criticism in the world doesn't lose them their believers. Faith-based people generally stay faith-based.

Islam, too, can survive in the 21st Century. I wish it wouldn't. I wish Islam and Christianity would both just fade away. But so what? We can all live together in peace, nonetheless. And we don't have to respect each other's beliefs. We just have to respect our right to differ.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Mitt Romney hits a new low



Every time I think Mitt Romney has reached about as low as he can go, he sinks even lower.

I realize that lies have worked very, very well for Republicans. I realize that they based their entire convention on a lie (the "you didn't build that" lie). I realize that Paul Ryan stood up in his convention speech, broadcast to millions of Americans, and repeated lie after lie after lie.

But is there no limit to their mendacity? Religious nuts attacked our embassies and killed American personnel, yet Mitt Romney lies about it for political gain. What kind of man does that?

There was nothing wrong with that statement from the U.S. embassy. And it had nothing to do with the attack, anyway, since it was released before then.

There are only two possibilities here. Either Mitt Romney opened his mouth and inserted his foot without knowing all the facts, and is now desperately trying to recover from that incredibly idiotic error, or he's simply continuing the tactics of his whole campaign - and Republican tactics for years now - and flat-out lying, hoping that the American people are ignorant enough and gullible enough to buy it.

Either way, he's just shown that he's unfit to be President of the United States.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Romney's secret plan



This is pretty funny, don't you think? Why don't we just trust Mitt Romney to do what he says he'll do? After all, why would he lie to us, just to get elected President of the United States?

I mean, just because Etch-A-Sketch Romney has flip-flopped on everything else in his political life, is that any reason not to trust him now? Just because Paul Ryan stood up before the nation, looked us right in the eye, and lied repeatedly, is that any reason to think they're also lying this time?

And just because George W. Bush also promised us the Moon - claiming that cutting taxes on the rich would cause a booming economy, jobs for everyone, and a deficit that would disappear like magic - is that any reason not to trust the Republicans now, when they make the exact same claims?

It really is pretty funny. The Republicans have a plan,... which involves cutting taxes even more on the wealthiest Americans - just as in the last Republican administration. And they promise, just like George W. Bush did, that this won't balloon the budget deficit, even though they also plan to increase military spending. That's because they'll close tax loopholes. Which loopholes? Oh, that's a secret.

Honestly, how gullible would you have to be to buy that - especially after our experiences with the Bush administration? How does that old Texas saying go? "Fool me once, shame on,... shame on you. Fool me,... you can't get fooled again." I guess Republicans don't actually believe that, huh?

But as crazy as this is, Paul Ryan must have completely lost his mind when he suggested that Congress would figure these things out, as he and Romney waited on the sidelines. Congress? Really? So what makes him think that Congress will no longer be completely deadlocked after the election?

Is it because Paul Ryan will no longer be in Congress, if they win the election? Is that why things will improve? Or is it just because Republicans will stop dragging their feet, once there's a Republican in the White House? (Of course, they might have a point, since, in that case, most Democrats will continue trying to do what's best for America, rather than what's best for their political ambition.)

Hmm,... I'm wondering if Ryan was accidentally being honest there. Certainly, if he was, that was entirely an accident. More likely, he just knows that their numbers don't add up, he just knows that everything they've said is a lie, and this is the only way he can pretend otherwise. But either way, it sure sounds crazy, doesn't it?

Even some conservatives aren't particularly happy about this (although I think many of them would prefer a blatant lie merely because it's a better political tactic):
On ABC’s “This Week” roundtable, prominent conservative columnist George Will hinted at why Romney may not want to reveal his cards: his tax math doesn’t add up.

“There is uncertainty surrounding the Romney-Ryan tax cut plan, because they have not specified the deductions that will be closed,” he said. “And we know where the big money is: mortgage interest deductions, charitable deductions … employer-provided health insurance, and state and local taxes. All of those, you either hit only the rich, in which case you don’t get much money, or you hit the middle class.”

Will implicitly endorsed the conclusion of a study by the Tax Policy Center, which said Romney won’t be able to recover revenues on the scale he needs to via tax loopholes unless he also targets incomes under $200,000.

Generally speaking, conservatives were hugely supportive of the Romney/Ryan tactics during the Republican National Convention - their flat-out lies, told with a straight face and a deep pretense of sincerity. I sure didn't see any ethical concerns about that. It's just that this weaselly kind of stuff doesn't sell. That's the problem.

And note that this is far from Mitt Romney's only secret plan. Well, his tax returns remain a secret, too. And I suppose that lying works better when there's no way to fact-check, huh?

The mystery of God


If it's beyond human comprehension, how do you know it's real? If there's no evidence, how can you tell it's not just a delusion or mere wishful-thinking?

And if you persist in believing in this mysterious 'God,' how come you're still so sure you know what he wants?

Just symbolic


It's just symbolic, right? If people like you are forced to ride in the back of the bus, what difference does it make? :)

Actually, that understates it. Marriage is a legal contract in America, and it's honored by federal, state, and local governments in all sorts of ways. Being forced to ride in the back of a bus might be considered almost trivial in comparison.

But it's a good example, nonetheless. The issue is whether or not we treat people with fairness and equality. People have rights. And their sexual orientation makes no more difference than the color of their skin.