Thursday, January 21, 2016

The original Material Girl is back!

I really miss The Colbert Report, but Stephen Colbert certainly nailed it this time, didn't he?

Note that Palin, in her speech endorsing Donald Trump, apparently tried to blame President Obama for her son's recent arrest on domestic violence charges. Thanks, Obama! You can't even raise Sarah Palin's kids for her?

Luckily, Track Palin had an AR-15 assault rifle, so we know there wasn't really a problem there. Isn't it great how guns make everything safer?

Hmm,... I wonder if Barack Obama is also to blame for Bristol Palin, that highly-paid spokesperson for abstinence-only sex education, getting knocked up - twice, by two different men - outside of marriage?

Well, you've got to admire that work ethic. Despite a complete lack of sex education, Bristol figured out how sex works all on her own. (Well, not all on her own, I guess.) Yup, learn by doing, that's what I always say!

And then there was that drunken brawl in 2014. What a family! Can you imagine how the right-wing would react if this were Barack Obama's family, rather than Sarah Palin's?

Funny, but I haven't heard much about how white culture is to blame for the Alaskan escapades of Caribou Barbie and family...

1 comment:

jeff725 said...

"When you're born into this world, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat." --George Carlin

Or, as someone commented to me the other day, WE are the freak show, the world has a front-row seat.

Coming soon to theatres everywhere...."The Farce Awakens."

That probably says it all, IMO. We have deteriorated into a total farce. Even The Times and the Daily Telegraph (both conservative London newspapers) are laughing at us.