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|God's Message to Pat Robertson|
It's funny how God speaks to loons like Pat Robertson, but never to us rational people, isn't it?
And sure, God told Pat Robertson who the next President of the United States will be,... but it's a secret. Heh, heh. I guess this way, God won't take a lot of crap from people if he's wrong, huh?
But he told Pat Robertson, because Robertson is old enough and gullible enough to believe anything. So God will just explain that Robertson misunderstood.
You know, I wish these religious nuts actually believed what they say. If this is "a spiritual battle which can only be won by overwhelming prayer," then why not just pray? That would be wonderful, wouldn't it?
Unfortunately, they don't actually believe in the power of prayer. So they'll be voting, too. And that might just be disastrous for us all.