It's well known that hot and dry places filled with religious extremists often produce judicial rulings that sound anomalous to Western ears. We've seen the phenomenon from Saudi Arabia to Iran to Pakistan and Sudan.
South Carolina is not going to buck that trend…
What would Jesus do?
A South Carolina judge not only sentenced a woman to eight years behind bars for driving drunk, but he also ordered the woman to read the Bible.
According to the Herald of Rock Hill, Circuit Court Judge Michael Nettles wants Cassandra Tolley to read the Old Testament and write for him a summary about Job.
I guess this is what creeping Sharia looks like. It's fun to substitute "Quran" for "Old Testament" and "Surat Al-Fatḥ" for the "Book of Job," and imagine whether people would be so sanguine about a civil official mandating that course of religious study, even if, as in this case, the defendant gave her consent.
Though at the same time, this woman can learn some powerful lessons from the Book of Job. After all, it's a story about a powerful, unaccountable authority figure being a dick to people under his command in order to teach an obscure lesson.
It's funny, but the people who scream hysterically about Sharia law in America tend to be the same ones eagerly chipping away at the wall of separation of church and state in this country, our bulwark against religious fanatics of all stripes.
And the Book of Job? Heh, heh. What's she suppose to learn from that?
Well, maybe we should mandate the reading of the Bible more often. We'd have a lot more atheists, I suspect, if people actually read the thing they supposedly believe.