Friday, July 27, 2012

Manly Texan shoots himself in the butt

You know what would make America safer? More idiots carrying guns:
Dallas police said they arrested a man whose gun accidentally went off inside a Walmart store, injuring two other customers. ...

KDFW-TV, Dallas/Fort Worth, said [Todd] Canady, who has a concealed-weapons permit, was reportedly reaching for his wallet in the checkout line but grabbed the pistol he was carrying instead. The gun went off, wounding Canady in the buttocks. The bullet then hit the floor and sent fragments into the other two victims.

The two other victims, incidentally, included a five-year-old child.

It's too bad he wasn't carrying an assault rifle or a machine gun, huh? If we could just get everyone packing weapons, we could be as safe as Somalia, even.

2 comments:

Jeff said...

Rumor has it the aforementioned Texan suffered permanent brain damage. :)

WCG said...

Heh, heh. So Canady will probably become Texas' next governor, I suppose...