Usually, I don't think much of these caption contests, where the cartoonist supplies the art and his readers suggest the dialogue, but I thought this was funny.
And even funnier, as John Lustig explained:
A surprisingly large number of you basically told me that you’d rather be flogged in your skivvies on national TV than submit anything on Facebook.
So I crumbled and said I’d pick an additional winner—this one from just the submissions made on GoComics.
So here is that one, which I like even better:
And the runner-up, which is almost as funny:
I might be changing my mind about these contests. There are apparently a lot of clever people out there!