Five stupid things about the men's rights movement

As a man, I find the "men's rights movement" horribly embarrassing, for exactly these reasons. Plus, I can't stand the incessant whining.

Christ, man up, why don't you? Whining about how much of a victim you are, when men control governments, businesses, and religious institutions worldwide is a little much, don't you think?

And as a man, I've never had to worry about violence from women, while nearly every woman must be careful about the reverse possibility for pretty much her entire life.