The 25 least influential people alive

(GQ)

I figured the first page of this list of "the 25 least influential people alive" would just be a mirror, but no, you and I aren't even influential enough to be considered for the list.

Just how insignificant are these people? Well, the list includes both Barack Obama ("a man who should be the most transformational figure of the century ... wields all the power of a substitute teacher at night school") and John Boehner ("Boehner ... represents the self-fulfilling prophecy of open cynicism toward the U.S. government: a politician who was elected specifically to not give a shit").

Still, it's kind of funny, in a snarky kind of way. Just what the internet needs, more snark, huh?