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|Barack Obama-Gun Control Conspiracy|
This is how we know that Barack Obama is a socialist, too. It's because he hasn't done anything to advance socialism. That's part of the conspiracy, you see. He's just lulling us into complacency.
Clearly, that's why the stock market has been booming since Barack Obama took office. Could you ask for a better sign that he's trying to trick us? After all, why would private investments boom under socialism? Obviously, it must be part of some deep, dark secret plot, huh?
I mean, whatever explanation is there?