President Barack Obama introduced a new flag today for the United States of America.
At a press conference in Washington, D.C. the recently reelected socialist declared that he had issued an executive order replacing the traditional stars-and-stripes with a new design intended to be more "progressive and diverse."
The brand new American flag features a green and red color scheme, meant to symbolize Islam and Socialism, respectively. The red portion sports a Soviet hammer and sickle and six French fleur-de-lys, representing the six "important states" of California, New York, Illinois, Massachusetts, Vermont, and Hawaii.
The green section features the phrase "People's Republic of America'" written in Arabic. Just above the script is a marijuana leaf celebrating America's drug culture.
Wow, looks neat, doesn't it? I love the design! This might be just the kick in the butt we need to jump-start America again and bring back that old, optimistic 'can do' spirit. :)
Um,... assuming that I don't want right-wing heads to explode (I haven't really decided about that), I suppose I should remind my readers that the Daily Currant is a satirical, humorous 'news' site, sort of like the Onion or Fox News.